Ah, Texas...
Apparently they don't believe in toilet seat covers in public restrooms in Texas. Also, I had forgotten how invasive it felt when smoking was allowed inside public buildings. And the humid heat about killed me. The seagulls are even different there- smaller than the CA gulls, with black heads and wingtips. The state outline is on everything- from billboadrs of all types to the sides of trucks and buildings and on bumper stickers galore. The state is a cool shape, but come on... I saw it every time I turned around! One of the most odd things I saw in TX was a huge billboard advertising vascectomy reversal! "It's not too late..." Then a few days later I saw a billboard with a woman holding a baby, and there was a number to call if you wanted to get your tubes un-tied. This makes me wonder just how big a market there in for this procedure! Are there thousands of surgically unfertile people skulking about Texas, lamenting the state of their reproductive organs?
I will say, though, that the one strip club I went to in Dallas blew anything in CA away. Besides the smoking, it was incredible. $3 to get in! There were six stages, full bar, the place was huge, the girls were really nice and there was no pressure AT ALL. The quality of girls could have been a little better over all... but it was a tuesday night. And there were so many to look at! D and I finally fell in love with a girl who bit his cock through his pants, sucked my nipples and did this blowing thing through my pants that drove me crazy.
I'm glad it was the end of the night, or we just may have spent a lot more than we intended!
All in all a good time, and definitely an experience.
It's nice to be back in CA.
Apparently they don't believe in toilet seat covers in public restrooms in Texas. Also, I had forgotten how invasive it felt when smoking was allowed inside public buildings. And the humid heat about killed me. The seagulls are even different there- smaller than the CA gulls, with black heads and wingtips. The state outline is on everything- from billboadrs of all types to the sides of trucks and buildings and on bumper stickers galore. The state is a cool shape, but come on... I saw it every time I turned around! One of the most odd things I saw in TX was a huge billboard advertising vascectomy reversal! "It's not too late..." Then a few days later I saw a billboard with a woman holding a baby, and there was a number to call if you wanted to get your tubes un-tied. This makes me wonder just how big a market there in for this procedure! Are there thousands of surgically unfertile people skulking about Texas, lamenting the state of their reproductive organs?
I will say, though, that the one strip club I went to in Dallas blew anything in CA away. Besides the smoking, it was incredible. $3 to get in! There were six stages, full bar, the place was huge, the girls were really nice and there was no pressure AT ALL. The quality of girls could have been a little better over all... but it was a tuesday night. And there were so many to look at! D and I finally fell in love with a girl who bit his cock through his pants, sucked my nipples and did this blowing thing through my pants that drove me crazy.
I'm glad it was the end of the night, or we just may have spent a lot more than we intended!
All in all a good time, and definitely an experience.
It's nice to be back in CA.
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girlflamingo:
they rarely believe in toilet seat covers in australia. its disgusting really. when i went to america/came to america/(whatever) I was so pleasantly suprised and oh so happy by the availibility of toilet seat covers EVERYWHERE that i went!!! (dallas airport has them, fortworth...). But here you only ever find them in westfield shopping centers/malls. The first thing little girls get taught down here, is how to use public toilets without sitting on the seat. gross but true.
nattytattat:
I had such a great time hanging out with you on Saturday. I hope we can continue the laughs on Tuesday! gord462 is back in town and probably gonna cruise out there with me. I posted some pics, and.....pum, pum, pum.....I left you a testimonial! 