Did you know I can't swim? Sure, if I fell into the water I could probably survive for a while. And I can get across a pool in a lurching, frantic dog paddle. I just can't swim. People are sometimes shocked when they find out. I don't find it particularly shocking, just mildly distressing. This means I have never participated in events such as kayaking, tubing, water skiing, etc. I'm not too upset about that. My only regret is that I will never be part of a synchronized swim team. Snicker. SG should have a naked water ballet team.
You can get me a Christmas present if you want. Or, if you don't do holidays, you can get me a housewarming gift.
Question Of The Day: What % are you done with your holiday shopping?
I'm about 7% done. I'm poor.
You can get me a Christmas present if you want. Or, if you don't do holidays, you can get me a housewarming gift.
Question Of The Day: What % are you done with your holiday shopping?
I'm about 7% done. I'm poor.
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Ya knnowww, I taught beginning to competitive swimming lessons for nine years - I'd bet you I could have you swimming in 6 weeks. Of course, you could always use an aqua jogger and inflatable kiddie wings if that doesn't work out.