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This is what I get for complaining about the heat all summer. I couldn't wait for sweater weather and rain. Well, it rained last night. And the window in my room is broken, so it kept crashing around and letting in rain and ants. The windowsill was flooded and I had to keep getting up to put towels down. It was a mess. And the ants.... Jesus, they were creepy. Three places on the wall there was an ant that was twice as big as the others, and the small ants were all around them. Whatthe hell? I Raid-ed the fuck out of them, stinking up my room. From 5am on, the night pretty much sucked. And the landlord won't return my call, so the same thing is going to happen if it storms tonight.

I think I'll leave you with Quotes Of The Day from the last month:

"They couldn't BE any more gay, unless they were skipping and holding hands!"

"I hate when I'm driving and my balls get all tight!"

"Nobody pay attention to the guy in the white shirt who smells like BBQ."

"I look down, and I just see this fucking dick!"

"Oooh, that IS a naked man! That's gay and weird!"


Hmmmm, they seem to have a common theme!