I think the quote of the day so far is "I can't come to the phone because I have been (garbled) by _____'s scorpion vagina vice grip and I've been suckered into a monogomous relationship."
Name deleted to protect the innocent.
I need to pay my rent.
Trixie is one happy little ho and I know why!
The very concept of work is foregin to me.
My cat sucks.
Crying sucks.
Laughing does not suck.
Presley's new set, most truly, does NOT suck. It makes me drool. Lots. I want to get that girl alone. But then I'd be too shy to try anything.
Name deleted to protect the innocent.
I need to pay my rent.
Trixie is one happy little ho and I know why!
The very concept of work is foregin to me.
My cat sucks.
Crying sucks.
Laughing does not suck.
Presley's new set, most truly, does NOT suck. It makes me drool. Lots. I want to get that girl alone. But then I'd be too shy to try anything.
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You look like my favourite pornstar Devon. That is the best compliment one could ever get. Let's elope.