Holy fuck what an amusing night. Started off with me watching Yugioh the Abridged Series all day, and running into the episode with the drinking game around 10PM. The game is to drink whenever friendship is mentioned. Luckily I had bought a Sam Adams Variety 12-pack earlier in the day, and drank 2 bottles within the 6 minute episode. I had another 2 or 3 drinks before leaving the house.
My housemate told me there was a party with 3 live bands at his dealer's apartment tonight, so I walked over with about half the people who live in our house. Turns out that's actually happening. Tomorrow. Didn't find that out until we got to his apartment and there was nobody there other than the folks that lived there and their girlfriends. We walked to the gas station 1.5 blocks away and each bought our own personal 12-pack, since I managed to do math in my head and concluded that a 12-pack of keystone at $6 was probably better than 40s at $2 since a 12-pack is essentially a 144. Went back to my housemate's friend's house and drank that mess.
Then off to my favorite local bar, couple more drinks, last call, then back home.
Then came the really interesting part. First, on the corner before my house I was propositioned by an unattractive hooker. I managed to escape her and got back to my house, running into the banister of my staircase in a mix of drunkenness and hideous hooker paranoia.
After an hour or so, with more drinking games in between, I got my housemate to give me the money he owed me for a couple Jamaican Beef Patties at Kennedy's Fried Chicken, plus some extra to get him one and some wingdings, and enough interest to get me a 2 piece chicken special.
I get there, order my food and start walking out. This short, not really intimidating guy comes up to me and asks me to give him a beef patty. I say no and walk out. He follows me about a block, and approaches me again. He says that if I don't give him a beef patty, all the guys standing outside the place will come and kick my ass. Trusting that I can evade this guy, and sprint the few blocks to my house before this guy can alert his "friends" that I suspect he doesn't even know, I sprinted across the street. He proceeds to look dejected at his lack of intimidation skills and Jamaican Beef Patties. I walk the rest of the way home laughing my ass off at how this guy thought he could intimidate me into giving him some of my food just because his skin was darker than mine.
Then I ran into the same unattractive prostitute who again propositioned me on another corner so I just kept walking.
Seriously, most entertaining night in a while. I'm glad I can have this kind of adventure without a blue mohawk. (I got it cut off last week for a job interview
)
My housemate told me there was a party with 3 live bands at his dealer's apartment tonight, so I walked over with about half the people who live in our house. Turns out that's actually happening. Tomorrow. Didn't find that out until we got to his apartment and there was nobody there other than the folks that lived there and their girlfriends. We walked to the gas station 1.5 blocks away and each bought our own personal 12-pack, since I managed to do math in my head and concluded that a 12-pack of keystone at $6 was probably better than 40s at $2 since a 12-pack is essentially a 144. Went back to my housemate's friend's house and drank that mess.
Then off to my favorite local bar, couple more drinks, last call, then back home.
Then came the really interesting part. First, on the corner before my house I was propositioned by an unattractive hooker. I managed to escape her and got back to my house, running into the banister of my staircase in a mix of drunkenness and hideous hooker paranoia.
After an hour or so, with more drinking games in between, I got my housemate to give me the money he owed me for a couple Jamaican Beef Patties at Kennedy's Fried Chicken, plus some extra to get him one and some wingdings, and enough interest to get me a 2 piece chicken special.
I get there, order my food and start walking out. This short, not really intimidating guy comes up to me and asks me to give him a beef patty. I say no and walk out. He follows me about a block, and approaches me again. He says that if I don't give him a beef patty, all the guys standing outside the place will come and kick my ass. Trusting that I can evade this guy, and sprint the few blocks to my house before this guy can alert his "friends" that I suspect he doesn't even know, I sprinted across the street. He proceeds to look dejected at his lack of intimidation skills and Jamaican Beef Patties. I walk the rest of the way home laughing my ass off at how this guy thought he could intimidate me into giving him some of my food just because his skin was darker than mine.
Then I ran into the same unattractive prostitute who again propositioned me on another corner so I just kept walking.
Seriously, most entertaining night in a while. I'm glad I can have this kind of adventure without a blue mohawk. (I got it cut off last week for a job interview
)