chiquitabonita

So last night I learned the most important thing ever...ok, not the most important thing, but if I ever go camping, this will come up. You can fit 4 grown adults with a combined body weight of 800-900 lbs on a coleman air mattress, have one of them thrashing like a fish, and not pop the fucker!!! Sorry, I was amazed by this. Also learned within the last week, if you tell boys no, fuck you, leave me alone, you get flowers. I'm starting to think that the only reason I was told to be nice to people I dated was to save them money. Yup, small revelations for me recently. Hope everybody is fanfuckingtastic. Oh, and can everyone except the obvious person welntaod) tell me what the strangest sex talk you've ever had was? Had a fucking weird one last night, now wondering about everybody else...