*screams*
*weeps*
*throws random glass objects*
*kicks doors, yells in pain*
DAMMIT!! if you are reading this and you don't know what kind of shit sandwich i am in, read my last journal....and weep with chiquita...or for chiquita...or for your sins so that chiquita may rise again into the ranks of car drivers. amen.
well, it may not cost $6000 as the bastards originally said,...
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*weeps*
*throws random glass objects*
*kicks doors, yells in pain*
DAMMIT!! if you are reading this and you don't know what kind of shit sandwich i am in, read my last journal....and weep with chiquita...or for chiquita...or for your sins so that chiquita may rise again into the ranks of car drivers. amen.
well, it may not cost $6000 as the bastards originally said,...
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please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
PLEASE
don't let it be a blown head gasket....
please please please
say a please for chiquita to the god, goddess, demon, deity or spirit of your choice...please?
PLEASE
don't let it be a blown head gasket....
please please please
say a please for chiquita to the god, goddess, demon, deity or spirit of your choice...please?
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snakefeast:
I hope you got my message. Don't let those bastards touch your car, even if you have to have it towed somewhere else. They're seriously trying to screw you over. Now that I thought about the series of events you describe. It doesn't work that way at all. Find someone you can trust. This happens all the time. There are only a couple of people I will let touch my car if I can't do it, for some reason. If you need more info, feel free to write.
jab:
there's a shop here closeby called Cartenders. that might help a little if you had to visit, but probably not much. can you skateboard?
i left my house today in my car
i came home today in a tow truck
ass.
i gave a presentation today. it was about sperm. true story. ask me anything about sperm, i got yer answer right here...
i came home today in a tow truck
ass.
i gave a presentation today. it was about sperm. true story. ask me anything about sperm, i got yer answer right here...
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jorganic:
why are sperm whales called "sperm whales"?
Yes I know the name changes are annoying, but extensive market research says "Jorgasmic" just does not fit my image.
I would never laugh as you bleed. I would give you a band-aid and a lollipop.
Yes I know the name changes are annoying, but extensive market research says "Jorgasmic" just does not fit my image.
I would never laugh as you bleed. I would give you a band-aid and a lollipop.

mistersatan:
Why do I feel compelled to draw little beards and moustaches on the sperms in my biology book?
Riddle me THAT one, Batman!!!
Riddle me THAT one, Batman!!!

so yeah, good time girl was in the house last night. she really wrecked my head. she also tore her red stockings and shaked some drunk booty, ass to ass with another cocktail dress wearing chica. aye carumba. other shenanygins abounded, believe you me. damn good time. last night officially fufills my once-a-year-only-get-this-loaded requirement. i'm good for awhiles. thanks.
recovery, however, has been surprisingly speedy...
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recovery, however, has been surprisingly speedy...
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takora:
yeah, well, you know... i thought "the inner-thigh ear-muffs(tm)" was a little tacky, no matter how wonderful they are.
i hope you and e and the menagerie are very well and happy, Chiquita. i'm probably not gonna be online much over the next week and a half-- a very close yet rarely-seen-in-person friend is visiting from the west coast for a week. we gonna have fun! you too, i hope... catch up with you soon! xoT

i hope you and e and the menagerie are very well and happy, Chiquita. i'm probably not gonna be online much over the next week and a half-- a very close yet rarely-seen-in-person friend is visiting from the west coast for a week. we gonna have fun! you too, i hope... catch up with you soon! xoT
olivia:
yes, it was themaladylingers 

ouch. my head, she hurts....
where's that couch?
where's that couch?
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rawr_ima_monster:
my couch? it's right here, baby.
-oh so smooth,
Dave
-oh so smooth,
Dave
swirvington:
my couch folds out into a bed.....................a bed.............for two.
teehee
teehee
nothing makes me feel like more of a *woman* than using tools and power equipment and standing on a ladder and getting sweaty and grunting when i drive the nail into the wood.
ok. except for maybe doin donuts and gear drops in a pickup truck. or welding...raow!
ok, time to get all swanked up for the cocktail party ce soir! me in a little...
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ok. except for maybe doin donuts and gear drops in a pickup truck. or welding...raow!
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gil:
sounds like a good day to me
power tools for girls, a fancy dress party & bloody boogers what more could one ask for
good luck &
have fun
power tools for girls, a fancy dress party & bloody boogers what more could one ask for

good luck &
have fun
monovox:
women using powertools, welding, sweaty in a pickup make me swoon
*sigh*

well today blew ass.
exterminator comes. still in pjs. was supposed to get call when they were coming but did not. couldn't catch cat, had to leave house. this made me crabby. then, flat tire. side of highway. can't loosen the screws. too damn tight. no cell phone...
well, i got out of that one eventually and with my bank account $190 lighter for the...
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exterminator comes. still in pjs. was supposed to get call when they were coming but did not. couldn't catch cat, had to leave house. this made me crabby. then, flat tire. side of highway. can't loosen the screws. too damn tight. no cell phone...
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fej:
Flor-IDA (like the potatos)
Or-Again
Ore-Ange
Puh-Heen-Us
Or-Again
Ore-Ange
Puh-Heen-Us
volkov:
it's great to be home even if just for a bit. and I am trying to get all my vices in whilst I can...this morning...coffee (hazelnut) after 7 months without...I am bouncing off the frikkin walls!
I call FL flouride just for fun
I say OREGAHN! like Lynch in the Twin Peaks movie whenever I say it.
If referring to it I say "cock" I think that is the best words for it....If I am insulting someone I call them a dick
I call FL flouride just for fun
I say OREGAHN! like Lynch in the Twin Peaks movie whenever I say it.
If referring to it I say "cock" I think that is the best words for it....If I am insulting someone I call them a dick
money can suck my dick.
do you ever think about *simplicity* versus *complexity* in our livin' of life on earth? our lives are by nature of modern society so damn convoluted and intense. i, for one, sometimes feel that i can't keep up with my own life, that bitch wears me down...
was this really how it was meant to be? (*not that this matters,...
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do you ever think about *simplicity* versus *complexity* in our livin' of life on earth? our lives are by nature of modern society so damn convoluted and intense. i, for one, sometimes feel that i can't keep up with my own life, that bitch wears me down...
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girlblue:
p.s. you know i'm only riling you up b/c we'd both look cute giggling and squealing in our panties, right? *thwonk* (feathers everywhere)
rawr_ima_monster:
reign supreme at B&N for $7/Hr?
-man, reigning is easy,
Dave
P.S. *clink* back atcha
-man, reigning is easy,
Dave
P.S. *clink* back atcha
i like the night life
i like to boogie
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ok, that said, i think it's time for a *postive* journal entry from chikorita, no? eh, fuck that.
today i took my youngest kittie, charlie, to the vet. he needed his first shots and ear mite treatment. this normally mild-mannered darling turned into a snarling evil devil!! it took 3 vet-type people (plus myself) and...
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i like to boogie
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ok, that said, i think it's time for a *postive* journal entry from chikorita, no? eh, fuck that.
today i took my youngest kittie, charlie, to the vet. he needed his first shots and ear mite treatment. this normally mild-mannered darling turned into a snarling evil devil!! it took 3 vet-type people (plus myself) and...
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mike11:
I was caught in a loop or something. I kept hitting buttons to try and get off the screen. I didnt know I was doing that though. Finally had to restart my comp.
thirtyseven:
whenever i see your user pic, the phrase "knockin da boots" comes to mind 

uhh...dammit, people. my last journal entry had nothing to do with *my* age!! i was NOT saying that *I* am old, for crissakes. i do not think that 31 is OLD. i've done so much in my years, and love my life, and have no problem with my age.
sheesh. i may be in the upper 10-20% of the age range on this site, but...
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froggy:
i love food. spanish food, i love tapas. pastry of all kinds (pastry cream and puff pastry are the greatestt creations ever), i guess thats my specialty. love to make ice cream, risotto, soups, you can do anything with these, make them sweet or savory. a fun thing to do with days off is decide you're gonna make ice cream (or whatever), hit the farmer's market and buy whatever looks freshest even if it doesn't seem to fit the bill, and wind up with like a tomato and basil sorbet. i work in an army dining facility to get my student loans paid so these little adventures keep me sane! what do you like to cook?
saturn1:
yea ... i'm not trying to make anyone feel bad, and i'm definitely not saying skinny is bad, i'm damn skinny, but it's kind of disturbing how many there are. i understand a few girls may just be built that way, but after a while it just looks like it's something that isn't natural and is unhealthy ... and where have all the breasts gone? i swear younger women seem to be losing them. that's not necessarily bad either, but it's odd.
make sure..
absolutely certain..
if you do by rebuilt heads..
that they don't run you over 600...
otherwise..
you are getting screwed,,
with no lube..
take care and give e a wedgie or something from me..
just for being your kid..
tee hee..
late lady..
leaving you to deal with the real pirates,(mechanics...)
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