Wednesday Oct 09, 2002

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i left my house today in my car
i came home today in a tow truck
ass.

i gave a presentation today. it was about sperm. true story. ask me anything about sperm, i got yer answer right here...
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jorganic:
why are sperm whales called "sperm whales"?

Yes I know the name changes are annoying, but extensive market research says "Jorgasmic" just does not fit my image.

I would never laugh as you bleed. I would give you a band-aid and a lollipop. smile
mistersatan:
Why do I feel compelled to draw little beards and moustaches on the sperms in my biology book?

Riddle me THAT one, Batman!!! biggrin

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