chimrules

Whats up, kids? Not much here. Today, the dullards that run my apt. complex sent their painters to my apt. They thught it was empty. I awoke to the sound of some guy with his hand poking through my door trying to get th chain lock open. I, of course, instictively yelled "What the fuck are you doing?" He left without explanation. After the office told me no one was sent to my apt, I called the cops. Bad shit, since I was smoking out in here last night. Luckily, the smell had dissipated. Anyway, they come, tell me someone must have akey, no forced entry. Call the office to change my locks. Then, and only then, do they figure out what happened. Fuckig fucks. My annoyance is gagantuan.
Thats my rant. Sorry about typos, my keyboard is fucked and Im too lazyto fix them. 'll ge a new one soon.
Anybody out there?