This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
******************************************************
Gave my notice at work Friday. Boss didnt seem too upset about it. Ass. Im freaked out about starting a new job. Ive been w/ this company since I started. This is my first job. 1999. Im damn good at what I do. I can solve pretty much any insurance problem &/or get any medication approved by medi-cal. But...going into a employment where they dont know me, I know no-one, new systems, new everything. Im starting to doubt my abilitys.
Birthday party for Nova yesterday. 1 year! I have lots of fucking pictures, including the water balloon fight, were dorks but have fun being them. So much food left over, a Labor Day BBQ is a good possibilty. But someone put me on the schedual for Monday AM! so....we'll see.
Lost poker last night. Ass' I had 6789 Ace high.... HE HAD 56789. Fuckers. Buy in $10 only but still.
Nova! 
Novas Cake
She doesnt look too wet does she? 
Our roomate, our slave. haha
And end the night w/ a dip in the pool and some Patron.
-Chi
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
******************************************************
Gave my notice at work Friday. Boss didnt seem too upset about it. Ass. Im freaked out about starting a new job. Ive been w/ this company since I started. This is my first job. 1999. Im damn good at what I do. I can solve pretty much any insurance problem &/or get any medication approved by medi-cal. But...going into a employment where they dont know me, I know no-one, new systems, new everything. Im starting to doubt my abilitys.
Birthday party for Nova yesterday. 1 year! I have lots of fucking pictures, including the water balloon fight, were dorks but have fun being them. So much food left over, a Labor Day BBQ is a good possibilty. But someone put me on the schedual for Monday AM! so....we'll see.
Lost poker last night. Ass' I had 6789 Ace high.... HE HAD 56789. Fuckers. Buy in $10 only but still.
Nova!
Novas Cake
She doesnt look too wet does she?
Our roomate, our slave. haha
And end the night w/ a dip in the pool and some Patron.
-Chi
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grimmygrimm:
was suppose to move into a new apt and it completly fell through and im kinda stuck.
knawmean:
hey hows it goin