So this morning my Vespa started up first kick and I headed off to work and was only running a few minutes late when all of a sudden a new mini cooper pulled up next to me.
The girl inside was honking her horn and waving at me. I was thinking " man she digs me, I'm so cool on this scooter, maybe I shouldn't get a new motorcycle"
Then she's all like "hey your wallet just flw out of your pocket a few blocks back". Yeah real cool.
So I turned around into oncoming traffick, drove up the side walk and retrieved my wallet. All was fine until I tried to go to the ATM and discovered that my wallet was now without the check card. Shit.
Oh well, I'm tired from closing the bar last night. And I'm tired from working my stupid day job. School starts tomorrow. I'm sure I'll be tired rom that. At times like these I like to thank the goat farmer and discoverer of coffee Kaldi. Thank you for helping me get through my day.
The girl inside was honking her horn and waving at me. I was thinking " man she digs me, I'm so cool on this scooter, maybe I shouldn't get a new motorcycle"
Then she's all like "hey your wallet just flw out of your pocket a few blocks back". Yeah real cool.
So I turned around into oncoming traffick, drove up the side walk and retrieved my wallet. All was fine until I tried to go to the ATM and discovered that my wallet was now without the check card. Shit.
Oh well, I'm tired from closing the bar last night. And I'm tired from working my stupid day job. School starts tomorrow. I'm sure I'll be tired rom that. At times like these I like to thank the goat farmer and discoverer of coffee Kaldi. Thank you for helping me get through my day.