Just joined the site today, friggin' sweet. Calling in sick to work in a few minutes cause i feel like shit, but becoming a member here brightened up my day a bit.
WELCOME TO THE ABOMINABLE APOTHECARY CHESTERFIELDS!!!
...Oh, and SG as well I guess...Nut I come here not to Praise SG, I come to Welcome you to Our Wonderland of Werid, Where you'll receive only THEE very Best in your Fright Fixes, THE ABOMINABLE APOTHECARY (and this ain't no Fuckin' Form letter...) Nope, Just Me, The Resident Madwoman and Mistress of Horror, Comin out to Thank you for just saying "YES" when it came to pressin' that infamous "JOIN" button...Now, I Hope you have read The WELCOME page...Cause Not only does it point out The general Shit about this Spookhouse Shack, But also, It gives you an idea of some of Our finer features That ONLY Hardcore, Gorewhores of TAA enjoy. (Yes, we really DO have our very own chatroom!) So I reccommend reading it if you have not.
I also come out to visit peoples Madpads here in the process...You see...You may, or may not have noticed, But We are NOT The 'Popular' Horror Group...No, We are Those horible rebellious Fucks in the Dark Corner reading "Tales From The Crypt" whilst others are spending 10 bucks to go and see, CGI-Laden, Hollywood pieces of SHIT, i.e. (My FAVORITE example...) "Resident Evil" No, No, No...you will NOT see ANY of THAT nonsense in TAA...Nope...It's All 100% Hollywood Shit Free (That is debated at times) for most of us...and Like yourself, we ALL have Our favorite time or era or actor, or director, and everyone is different...For example, You Like Bela Lugosi? SO DO I...LOVE The CHANDU series...even Own em...But I am just MAD, Hear Me? MAD about Vincent Price and The Corman Flicks...But I also Own Many Italian, Japanese, British, CANADIAN...etc...The point is, Chester...(May I call you Chester?) We ALL have Our Fortes in there...Plus, Alot of us, Including Myself, work with Horror, in Horror, or want to...So having A Creepy Contigency of People who Eat, Breathe, Breathe, and Shit Horror in ANY medium usually wind up in TAA anyhow...It's A Good thing.
SO! Having said ALL that...(yes, I AM also infamous for My epic WELCOME posts like this...Do not fear...You only get ONE!) I will come to the last part of this mutha of a welcome...Now you are New here...so You prolly have not seen how these innocent looking little "Fiendship lists" work with some...To many they are peoples 'status symbol' oh yeah....Everyone gets to see ALL the cool people you have on YOUR list...I know..It sucks, But so does Pop music...But it NEVER goes away...Well..Its the same with these lists...Personally, I use mine as a tool...It REALLY comes in handy when you are managing ALOT of people, and need to be able to access thier Madpads in an instant, I also use em for the purpose they were intended for...being able to remember ALL those wonderful folks that you know and Loathe...So, I used to strongly recommend New members to TAA accept my request...That is until I found out just how insidious people get with them, OR just how many folks actually LIKE thier Privacy...SO, I shall leave it up yo you, Chester, and I won't be offended if ya do not feel like having me listed as a fiend...(I Hate Dramas too Chester...So we also agree on THAT one...)
So, Having FINALLY said ALL that, I shall take My leave, and Once again Welcome you To TAA, and I hope it isn't long until you are settled in, and showing us all your Grey-Matter Splatter...(We Just LOVE Brainsssssssssss!!!)
...Oh, and SG as well I guess...Nut I come here not to Praise SG, I come to Welcome you to Our Wonderland of Werid, Where you'll receive only THEE very Best in your Fright Fixes, THE ABOMINABLE APOTHECARY (and this ain't no Fuckin' Form letter...) Nope, Just Me, The Resident Madwoman and Mistress of Horror, Comin out to Thank you for just saying "YES" when it came to pressin' that infamous "JOIN" button...Now, I Hope you have read The WELCOME page...Cause Not only does it point out The general Shit about this Spookhouse Shack, But also, It gives you an idea of some of Our finer features That ONLY Hardcore, Gorewhores of TAA enjoy. (Yes, we really DO have our very own chatroom!) So I reccommend reading it if you have not.
I also come out to visit peoples Madpads here in the process...You see...You may, or may not have noticed, But We are NOT The 'Popular' Horror Group...No, We are Those horible rebellious Fucks in the Dark Corner reading "Tales From The Crypt" whilst others are spending 10 bucks to go and see, CGI-Laden, Hollywood pieces of SHIT, i.e. (My FAVORITE example...) "Resident Evil" No, No, No...you will NOT see ANY of THAT nonsense in TAA...Nope...It's All 100% Hollywood Shit Free (That is debated at times) for most of us...and Like yourself, we ALL have Our favorite time or era or actor, or director, and everyone is different...For example, You Like Bela Lugosi? SO DO I...LOVE The CHANDU series...even Own em...But I am just MAD, Hear Me? MAD about Vincent Price and The Corman Flicks...But I also Own Many Italian, Japanese, British, CANADIAN...etc...The point is, Chester...(May I call you Chester?) We ALL have Our Fortes in there...Plus, Alot of us, Including Myself, work with Horror, in Horror, or want to...So having A Creepy Contigency of People who Eat, Breathe, Breathe, and Shit Horror in ANY medium usually wind up in TAA anyhow...It's A Good thing.
SO! Having said ALL that...(yes, I AM also infamous for My epic WELCOME posts like this...Do not fear...You only get ONE!) I will come to the last part of this mutha of a welcome...Now you are New here...so You prolly have not seen how these innocent looking little "Fiendship lists" work with some...To many they are peoples 'status symbol' oh yeah....Everyone gets to see ALL the cool people you have on YOUR list...I know..It sucks, But so does Pop music...But it NEVER goes away...Well..Its the same with these lists...Personally, I use mine as a tool...It REALLY comes in handy when you are managing ALOT of people, and need to be able to access thier Madpads in an instant, I also use em for the purpose they were intended for...being able to remember ALL those wonderful folks that you know and Loathe...So, I used to strongly recommend New members to TAA accept my request...That is until I found out just how insidious people get with them, OR just how many folks actually LIKE thier Privacy...SO, I shall leave it up yo you, Chester, and I won't be offended if ya do not feel like having me listed as a fiend...(I Hate Dramas too Chester...So we also agree on THAT one...)
So, Having FINALLY said ALL that, I shall take My leave, and Once again Welcome you To TAA, and I hope it isn't long until you are settled in, and showing us all your Grey-Matter Splatter...(We Just LOVE Brainsssssssssss!!!)
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[Edited on Mar 25, 2005 8:31PM]