My life
Feb 18th
I got up this morning just looking for an excuse to quit my job. I have learned that I really don't like working under the lies of corporate America. Every day I tell customers what I am told to say... Scripts are strategically placed all around my desk just in case I slip up and dare I say look up from my phone I have strategically placed half covered so know one will catch on to my text messaging addiction. For 9 hours I sit here E-mailing and text messaging different plans to make enough to walk out once and for all. While at work through the love of my life technology I managed to order the hats for my new business and got some great ideas for marketing.
The highlight of my work day was getting my year end report and it was leading.. The only leading on my team... How is it possible for a stoner like me who spends all day writing up business plans and drawing new tattoos be the only leading on my team? There have been times where I would look up from a drawing and be half way through a call with a customer and have no idea what was going on. The plus is I get a 2700 dollar bonus on my next check!!! Woo Hoo
Later that night:
I came home and proceded to load my mini bong while I listened to the mystic roots pass the marijuana. I love that song, it always winds me down after a hard day pretending to pay attention. My Friend and Business partner came over and we switched to the hookah... It was a friday night and we decided it was time for a drive. So we popped in one of our many mixed cds started blairing some BeeGees and took a drive up to Elk Grove. We went to Wal Mart since it was about midnight by now and bought a frame for ur first five dollars we had made doing Muncheez. After a stop at a local mexican food drive through we went home to eat our burritos and watch fantasm! If you have never seen 70s porn I highly recommend it for a laugh. Fantasm is a soft core orn flick starring John Holmes, this is what the box said about it: Group sex, Religion, Role reversal, Lesbianism... It's all here in a sexy, soft-core-to-the-core, sensational comedy that spoofs classroom sex education films. Join professor Jurgen Notafriend (Ugly older dude that has a hair cut like moe from the simpsons) and a cast of adult film stars (William Margold, John C. Holmes, Candy Samples and Rene Bond) as they take you on an erotic -- and decidedly bawdy -- visual tour of the top 10 most erotic female fantasies. 1976.
It was hilarious because the fantasies were really male fantasy of what females fantisize about... One was the as they so kindly put it (house Frow) washing dishes and catching some middle aged slightly chubby guy stealing her panties from her clothes line then wearing them. So she took him inside and proceded to whip him and fuck him in the ass with a strap on... Wow chicks have dirty dirty minds don't they
Oh and the best part is the background music is like the music on the old batman tv show... You are always waiting for a big pow thing to pop up with "Hump!" written across it... I think I have a nex hobby... I need to find more 70s porn!
Feb 18th
I got up this morning just looking for an excuse to quit my job. I have learned that I really don't like working under the lies of corporate America. Every day I tell customers what I am told to say... Scripts are strategically placed all around my desk just in case I slip up and dare I say look up from my phone I have strategically placed half covered so know one will catch on to my text messaging addiction. For 9 hours I sit here E-mailing and text messaging different plans to make enough to walk out once and for all. While at work through the love of my life technology I managed to order the hats for my new business and got some great ideas for marketing.
The highlight of my work day was getting my year end report and it was leading.. The only leading on my team... How is it possible for a stoner like me who spends all day writing up business plans and drawing new tattoos be the only leading on my team? There have been times where I would look up from a drawing and be half way through a call with a customer and have no idea what was going on. The plus is I get a 2700 dollar bonus on my next check!!! Woo Hoo
Later that night:
I came home and proceded to load my mini bong while I listened to the mystic roots pass the marijuana. I love that song, it always winds me down after a hard day pretending to pay attention. My Friend and Business partner came over and we switched to the hookah... It was a friday night and we decided it was time for a drive. So we popped in one of our many mixed cds started blairing some BeeGees and took a drive up to Elk Grove. We went to Wal Mart since it was about midnight by now and bought a frame for ur first five dollars we had made doing Muncheez. After a stop at a local mexican food drive through we went home to eat our burritos and watch fantasm! If you have never seen 70s porn I highly recommend it for a laugh. Fantasm is a soft core orn flick starring John Holmes, this is what the box said about it: Group sex, Religion, Role reversal, Lesbianism... It's all here in a sexy, soft-core-to-the-core, sensational comedy that spoofs classroom sex education films. Join professor Jurgen Notafriend (Ugly older dude that has a hair cut like moe from the simpsons) and a cast of adult film stars (William Margold, John C. Holmes, Candy Samples and Rene Bond) as they take you on an erotic -- and decidedly bawdy -- visual tour of the top 10 most erotic female fantasies. 1976.
It was hilarious because the fantasies were really male fantasy of what females fantisize about... One was the as they so kindly put it (house Frow) washing dishes and catching some middle aged slightly chubby guy stealing her panties from her clothes line then wearing them. So she took him inside and proceded to whip him and fuck him in the ass with a strap on... Wow chicks have dirty dirty minds don't they
Oh and the best part is the background music is like the music on the old batman tv show... You are always waiting for a big pow thing to pop up with "Hump!" written across it... I think I have a nex hobby... I need to find more 70s porn!
kirin_ka:
Did you go to Aldaberto's?
jhoneilmc:
hahaha 70's porn 
I think I have seen a few of those. People are so much hairier back then 
I think I have seen a few of those. People are so much hairier back then