Ok so you are cooking and you see a mouse, what should you do ? The answer is not run into your closet and stand on a chair and let your stove catch fire. Thanks I really did not need that sleep. Some people are too stupid to live. Oh BTW when we knock on your door to see if you are ok when the smoke detector was going off for five fucking minutes that is the time to say something don't wait for the fire department to show up and everyone leaving the fucking building with the fire alarm going off. The fire department has real fires to put out.
Yes I am a little pissed off and yes I do need to get laid :P