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cheekywanker

The armpit of Englewood

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Tuesday Apr 05, 2005

Apr 5, 2005
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Three words to describe the weekend for me, bondo, pranks, and beatings.
I'll just start by saying its a long story, my friends and i have an ongoing contest to see who can "out prank" who (I'm still the reining champ biggrin). but on April first, I awoke to find half a can of Murrays pomade in my hair, I still cant figure out how they did it with out waking me up. Next I find that my entire wardrobe, save one shirt, pair of pants and a jacket, was missing, and to top it all off I was wearing a pair of handcuffs, which I could not pick. Its safe to say that my boss was less than impressed with my appearance when I showed up to work late.

I spent most of my free time fixing the HUGE dent in my car after some suburban princess (aka cunt) hit it with her SUV and drove off. Everyone please say a prayer for betty, she is getting so old these days.

After getting my revenge on the three stooges, and getting my clothes back along with the key to those cuffs. I went to see Sin City, finally, on Sunday. I have say although it was an OK movie the book of corse was better.

Im sooo glad I get a day off this week, I know its only Tuesday but I really needed it. The weekend was really hard on me.

Ill try to see eletric six this weekend but I wont make any promises.

Cheers,
Ell
aksiokersa:
Hey - I saw you say you were on pills. I'm on pills too and they make my spelling and grammar suck! I have ulcers - what do you got?
Apr 9, 2005
aksiokersa:
Damn, girl! I hope you are joking, but somethin' tells me maybe you're not? I hope it's all good now... kiss
Apr 12, 2005

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