I got another catalog from this company called Bud Plant; funny, since I've never ordered from them... maybe Fantagraphics sold my name to them... if so, I bear no grudge, as the first catalog had fair-to-middling comic-book/ fantasy/ nude photo/ animation artwork, and this new one looks quite a lot better. Crumb stuff. Vargas and similar pin-up '50s-style things. Vinyl statuettes of various comic characters. Check 'em out.
I finally figured out how to use my cell phone. Well, my mom told me how to use it.
Even better than nude pin-up art-- someone donated hardbound copies of Anais Nin erotica to the library. Little Birds and Delta of Venus. I --enjoyed-- both books quite a lot at college a decade ago. A lot. If you think Aguilera is too dirrty to wash your bathtub - PHEW- these stories let it all hang out like the Hombres on crack.
I have read text from both JamieLee and infornography in the last 24 hours that they are "ugly." Come on now, folks. These ladies are as totally beautiful as they come. Why not go tell 'em so, right now? You want photo evidence? Both provide plenty in their Pics; go look 'n tell 'em how MACKIN' they are.
The bourbon of choice tonight is Virginia Gentleman. NoControl, it's as good as Maker's Mark and Wild Turkey 101. I oughta know; I had MM at the beach and 101 at that bar by your house. I found a dead lil bug in the bottom of the first glass and showed the barkeep, and he hooked me up with a deuce, gratis. Now, frankly, I really didn't mind the dead bug - bourbon, being full of alcohol, is pretty hygenic- but hey, free booze is free booze. I woulda drank more if I wasn't trying to get too wrecked to drive the streets of Richmond... the streets are nice and wide, true, but hey-- drinkin' 'n drivin' is for asses.
Why do no bars serve Gentleman Jack?? Shit, it's better than 101 or MM, period.
I'm sure nobody cares except maybe NoControl or Estrada or punkrockjuliette but I am kicking ass at fantasy football. My friend Mike traded me David Akers, Marvin Harrison, and Drew Brees. And I thought I'd be benching Brees for Tim Rattay! HAH!! Hey, PRJ, how about them mother-f-ing STEELERS, huh!??!??
leeh said I was his Snoopy! How fucking much am I cool?? A real BUNCH, that's how much!!
I finally figured out how to use my cell phone. Well, my mom told me how to use it.
Even better than nude pin-up art-- someone donated hardbound copies of Anais Nin erotica to the library. Little Birds and Delta of Venus. I --enjoyed-- both books quite a lot at college a decade ago. A lot. If you think Aguilera is too dirrty to wash your bathtub - PHEW- these stories let it all hang out like the Hombres on crack.
I have read text from both JamieLee and infornography in the last 24 hours that they are "ugly." Come on now, folks. These ladies are as totally beautiful as they come. Why not go tell 'em so, right now? You want photo evidence? Both provide plenty in their Pics; go look 'n tell 'em how MACKIN' they are.
The bourbon of choice tonight is Virginia Gentleman. NoControl, it's as good as Maker's Mark and Wild Turkey 101. I oughta know; I had MM at the beach and 101 at that bar by your house. I found a dead lil bug in the bottom of the first glass and showed the barkeep, and he hooked me up with a deuce, gratis. Now, frankly, I really didn't mind the dead bug - bourbon, being full of alcohol, is pretty hygenic- but hey, free booze is free booze. I woulda drank more if I wasn't trying to get too wrecked to drive the streets of Richmond... the streets are nice and wide, true, but hey-- drinkin' 'n drivin' is for asses.
Why do no bars serve Gentleman Jack?? Shit, it's better than 101 or MM, period.
I'm sure nobody cares except maybe NoControl or Estrada or punkrockjuliette but I am kicking ass at fantasy football. My friend Mike traded me David Akers, Marvin Harrison, and Drew Brees. And I thought I'd be benching Brees for Tim Rattay! HAH!! Hey, PRJ, how about them mother-f-ing STEELERS, huh!??!??
leeh said I was his Snoopy! How fucking much am I cool?? A real BUNCH, that's how much!!
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joscelyne:
I loathe that thing almost as much as I loathe the peanut-butter-jelly-time banana. :shudder:
clovesbud:
Oh, you're getting a cd, bitch. You're getting the bonus package.
