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I need to get going on another Journal. I think I set the bar too high last time, with longer rambles on how great people are. I mean, I simply stuck an adjective on people the first time. While, sure, it's true that tattoosandwhores is the sexiest woman of all history, isn't Lex also? And what of someone else like JuneCleavage, or infornography?? What about all the other sexiest humans? And is it fair to not mention leeh is handsome too, like the other folks I said were handsome? It's enough to drive me to a plum wine binge... yep, 10 ounces would incapacitate me...

(sigh) My point was just that tattoosandwhores is really hot and needs to put up more pics (like today! That made my workday a lil better) and WhiskeyFightPit is too good-looking to not be pimping like some straight Johnny McGovern in Liberace's tux...

anyway, I will try to make a happy medium this time- sentence-long praise- heaping. Oh, and also, some of you might notice I havne't gotten to SGs themselves yet. I will.... yeah, Isadora is an SG (and god, not a second too early- she is insanely good-looking, and good-lookingly insane too), but I still think of her as one of the SGVA bowling freaks (to clear up any Ice T confusion, I think of all us SGVAers as "freaks," not like "Evil was maxin' out with two stooone-cooold freaks."), just uhh... with more cache, and ferrets.

TheSaucyOne - aka puresauciness has gone grey; too bad, as she seemed like a really nice SGVA bowling freak, and she'd been depressed in her Journal and I didn't say enough to her to cheer her up, and I think we all should if she comes back on soon...
Eden - great artist, fun person... her voice reminds me of Laraine Newman's, she's completely unaffected and has written both the Coolest SGVA Threwad Evar ("fluffing the pillows") and the Coolest Embarassing Moment Evar.
Ricky_Rocket - so far I've seen nothing about this guy that isn't 0% bullshit; he's gettin' some mad-ass back tatt and he makes Albee Square Mall look like Midlothian Mall, he's so dan stuckey.
sugarfish - I don't believe I've praised yet... well, another reason I want to go to LA, another great SGLA instigator and he actually is an actor (plays the polyp in that rectal cancer commercial... were that I were kidding, rhombus... best ad evar).
KOOLTHING - I praised him before in Morgan's Journal; dunno if he, or anyone else, knows that but he strikes me as a fascinating guy, and if I'd been more ontheball when he was in DC we might've met.
LilMiSsMorBid - I have a hard time remembering what letters are capitalized in her name, but she works overtime on SG to provide mirth, or at least a good gross-out. And she's sexy as hell... and yeah, she strips, boyo.... err, I mean she's not a stripper, she's a dancer!
WaTed and DrunkPunk (aka PervyPunk) - I have to do them together, like a couple (heehee) cuz they are Welsh... now, please don't let that disgust you... not so much, anyway, as they are top-shelf guys who would never wear Burberry down to the pub. Never. Might shag a sheep or two... might've graduated to cows... was this supposed to be a compliments thing? I forget... okay, seriously, WaTed is sorta a scientist, and DrunkPunk is a punk drummer. Come on now, they're not some... Zeta Jones or Rhys Ifans here ...
Keefa added me as a Friend way back... it was a stealth-Friend-add, actually (this is back before you had to get add-approval, when dirty old perverts would just add you to, I dunno, spank it to your Journal I guess... and as far as I know, there is no legally controlling authority of evidence that Keefa ever did this!)... I was complimented enough to add him back, and it just so happens he's smart 'n classy (not beating off at my Journal).
punkrockjuliette - Ahh, PRJ, one of the heroes of SGB 1 in DC... my only regret is that I didn't know her better, else we could've endlessly discussed Plaxico Burress, Hines Ward, Antwan Randle-El, and other issues of the day. Her pigtails are hot-t-t and I'm still trying to figure where "just the right spot" is!!
the_cheat - I like the_Cheat! Come on, she's not that guy from 21 Jump Street! She leaves one with a drinker's peace.
zenhell - He's sorta like the druids, as no one knows who he is... or what he's doin'... but then I said it all in my Testimonial to him.

And this is a good time to remind people to leave Testimonials and maybe even change existing ones up for fun... not specifically to me, but to anyone on here. Some noobs might not even acknowledge the Testimonial Button, which makes me say- just do it, you frickin' noob dogs! And with that, I am hopefully allowed to go play now! Essay time is over, m-bators!!