Oh, there's joss. She was behind the water cooler...
I think I reached an all-time low today. I was in the line at the Safeway, and the lady in front of me was reading the tabloids and saying, "Oh, Ben and her can't really be breaking up, etc etc," and I was beginning to formulate a reply in my mind, like, "Of course they are; he's probably realizing she doesn't marry intelligently," and I immediately though, "KILL ME NOW, I'm beginning to formulate opinions about Affleck and Lopez ! ! ! ! !"
WHYYYYY???
I think I reached an all-time low today. I was in the line at the Safeway, and the lady in front of me was reading the tabloids and saying, "Oh, Ben and her can't really be breaking up, etc etc," and I was beginning to formulate a reply in my mind, like, "Of course they are; he's probably realizing she doesn't marry intelligently," and I immediately though, "KILL ME NOW, I'm beginning to formulate opinions about Affleck and Lopez ! ! ! ! !"
WHYYYYY???
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Me, my theories are all about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. But they aren't very good theories. They basically go:
1. Tom Cruise is a bad actor (mostly) with a big nose and he's not tall enough for nicole anyway.
2. Nicole Kidman is beautiful and a good actress (mostly) and that's why they broke up, and also she should marry me.