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'dirty' potato chips. jalapeno flavor. for breakfast. d-sgusting, but also kind of a little bit 'licious.... the repair guy who is remodeling our bathroom was just here. we all left some piss in the bowl. ha. he says that the toilet is gonna fall through the floor if we dont replace some boards in the basement. that sound exciting! like press your luck....no whammies.
8:30...
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of course the weather is supposed to be suckie, which coincides perfectly, right on cue, with me having to travel. fuck. if im lucky the plane will 'splode before we get to high in the air. i hate drawn out drama. lets just blow up right away, and smear all over the tarmac. ha. ive never used the word tarmac in print. dumb.
last night...
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i just got my van fixed. and it didnt cost that much. and the best part is that they have no idea where the keys to the thing are. seriously. they totally lost them. i had a spare set on me, but thats besides the point. i hope no one forget to fix it too. ha. i'll be careening into a ditch this weekend.

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its freezing and snowing, and i didnt go to ct. to see my kids today. im ferociously furious. and my goddamn dog has kennel cough which she caught from a ghetto animal shelter 'friend' of hers. fucking fuck. that makes me pretty bummed out, and also pissed off.
i will probly eat something and watch movies, and pout all day.
fuck.

yeah.
so now i get to talk about looking at naked chicks...
or maybe i can make some vegan shepherds pie?
sounds wicked better to me.....
haha. saying vegan before everything you make or eat is pretty lame. im guessing we vegans should take it a step further. like saying everything is 'pure' vegetarian, or vegetarian 'prime', or true vegetarian. ha. then we can all...
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