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heres the news:

im in another interview, in another magazine, with a bunch of famous whoevers.

im covered in greasepaint.

i could give a fuck.

i have a day off.

and i am getting pretty tired of electronic talking to 'friends'. ARRR!!!
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danhazelton:
first off, the comment above me is the shit!


.... otherwise, winter sucks ass here. trust me, you want nothin to do with it,....... unless you do. never know about you woodsmen. well, you are more than welcome anytime man. you tell me.

so which is it, space pizza or space brocolli??
cornink:
yeah, i ask myself that a lot too. especially after conventions. for every cool person you meet at a show, there's like 10 mutants that i have nothing in common with. these are my peers? ha!

but hey, it beats workin' at blockbuster, and every now and then i do one that doesn't suck too hard, and it temporarily pacifies me. another reason to tattoo...it's hard! anyone who doesn't agree isn't trying hard enough. if you care about what you're putting on someone, it's a lot of work, and hard work is good. y'know, like zen and shit.

yep.
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i'm back from atlanta......
heres a great example of how it went:
halloween party time
check out the halloween party 05 link for all the retardedness of the party.
the only gay part is when youre having client appreciation time, you arent making any money. but whatever. any stress i had was worth it for the greater good.
by the way, brandon bond is my...
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incompetent:
what's that shit on everyone's face? and what were you supposed to be?

good to have you back, homeboy.
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im headed to atlanta,
after a few more official reprimands from the powers that be.
i hate my job, no, scratch that. i love my job, i hate where i work.
not atlanta, but i do hate the south.
no win, folks, no win.

and i have a five year old kid on friday. and a four year old come december.

change.
word. ARRR!!!
jimmieknuckles:
change man, make it happen, reach for the rainbow and shit, at least you still love what you do. whatever happens man, dont become a people hater, i know they suck, but once you start hating them, your done
danhazelton:
yeah, dave and brandon were real cool with me. i just get to the show and was tellin a buddy that i wanted to go over to their booth and introduce myself just as a customer of mine comes up to me and hands me an all or nothing card and says the guys there saw here sleeve, asked who did it and when they heard my name they sent her to find me to come get the message from you. dave did get taken care of very well by the way.

they also tell me that you dont care for many tattooists but still had good things to say about me, so for that i thank you.

i was talkin to dave about you being stressed at work and he said there are some sucluded mountianish areas in atlanta. why dont you find a spot there to call home and work at the shop there full time?? im sure theres an answer for that but i thought i put it out there.

well, im supposed to head out to all or nothing someday to pick up my "lazy artists" award that brandon is gonna make for me. ill arrange it for a time when youre there too.

hang in there with the job man. dont let anyone suck it outta you.
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atlanta.
the south.
im headed back down to slowly poison whats left of my career.

im gonna miss my kid's berfday because i'll be in the dirty dirty. but if i dont go, she doesnt get presents, and her ma doesnt get loot, and i get to be a big fat fucking douchebag piece of shit either way. thats my favorite.

i mean, when every...
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stina:
dear al.. you;re always so negative.. you crappercorn!
So yeah. Sicne yovue been home... no emails. And thats sad! because I like emails. I like our long term friendship.
I miss talking with you. XOXO keep in touch.. have fun in scabie south.. And never trust a friebush. love, stina
jimmieknuckles:
dear albert rizzock,
sucks buddy. bring the youngin something back from the dirty dirty, the fruits of your labor ya know. gotta get while the gettins good, or somethin like that. keep it wu.
invest in a chemistry set, and some crazy glue, i hear theres cash in letter bombs these days
jim
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yes.
so my credit card was pirated by someone .....
which is totally fucking up my travel plans to atlanta.
which is totally fucking up my money, and my job situation and my whole life.

yep. my homeboy steve totally saved my job, right, at the lame shop in the woods........where nobody talks to me anymore. i mean it. silent treatment at work. awesomeness.

i...
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jimmieknuckles:
theres gotta be some type of place looking for you man, look in the paper classifieds under "burly woodsman" or "wu-tang"
jimmieknuckles:
i had a problem like that when i worked in ny, cept i really was an asshole.
but when i got fired i took my clients with me, and was hired back a week later at a higher percentage. ass monkeys buddy
there will always be drama in this business, whether its with the client , or another artist, egos man, big bowl of fuck i say
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i need a new job.
pronto. stat. asap. word up.

yeah. im ready to do the next thing, now. i feel like im home up in the woods, but i also feel like its time to bounce out of work for awhile.....

underground houses are where its at, hobbit style. and thats wu-tang, y'heard?

today was, again, an unremarkable one. i did look at autumn...
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jimmieknuckles:
the good part starts after you step in front of the bus.

buddy, come with me, i have an old pinto, and im gonna drive it out west, working for food and places to sleep on the way.
there will be cheap whores,donkey punching, and all sorts of good butthole action on the way
oh yeah, bring the wu-tang i think well need it passing through texas
cornink:
oh man! if i had an underground house i'd be unstoppable.
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crappy crappiness......

seriously.
i cant even believe how i have no pictures anywhere around here, because im lame and retarded.

god. i suck. hard. like sports, cats, and cheese.

word.
ARRR!!!
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jimmieknuckles:
buddy,
you ever see those african cats that are like 25 lbs, they surely do not suck
stina:
I was in teh store the other day.. buying cat litter (because in fact.. cats do suck and if they dont have enough cat litter, theyll jsut piss on teh floor)...
yeah. And ryan saw soem litter called "scooples" and it made him think of you and laugh smile
I was stoked to hang out with you all weekend. You are my lil' buddy and i miss you when we never hang out. Love and kisses! xox
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yep.
so i live in the woods and its retardedly awesome this time of year. i mean, seriously.

i have some kind of small wierd convention this weekend. we'll see if it amounts to anything......

and in two weeks i'll be in hottlanta trying to make back a little bit of loot. its so slow and lame at the shop im at. only one dude...
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jimmieknuckles:
yeah im waitin for those days to come too buddy,
wu' ya heard
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friends.
thats right, ya'll. friends.

friends will drive five hours each way to hang out for five hours and eat food.
friends will get a car situation resolved and find a way from rochester.
friends bring potato carrot roastie toasty vegetables.
friends bring rice and tomatos and cashews.
friends give the heads up......

yep.
i ripped my pantleg on the chainring of my bike. i...
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dark_templar:
I hate it when that happens........ i once had it wind up my shoelace till i couldnt peddle and i was stuck on the bike confused
stina:
hahah.. i just sewed mine up.. it looks stupid but those pants are so comfy its hard to give em up. My friends look gay huh? Cuz they listen to coldplay sooo.. ha. Actually.. josh normally has short hair.. but he and jess broke up so now he has no one to cut it.. haha.
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i miss some kids a whole bunch.
it seems sometimes like being responsible make me seem irresponsible. catch 22 and all that.

yeah. my work situation is falling apart really quick. i dunno what im gonna do. i dont wanna move, and i dont wanna work at either of the other studios in the area, and i hate the city, and most tattoo artists, and...
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danhazelton:
bite the bullet man and pack up. find a shop with your own enclosed booth, get everything in your house you could need and just avoid people. i get in my mood sometimes and need to stay away from people too. otherwise id just bitch too much. just too much to bitch about sometimes. i screen my calls and close my door at home and do some painting, drawing, play with bruder, whatever it takes. im almost opposite of you. i hate the sticks. i need the city. yeah its full of input and opinions from useless people, but i need the convienence of certian things. i lived in the sticks for a few years and never been so bored. well, hope everything works out in your favor. hang in there and good luck!!
friday:
shitty. sounds like a whole lotta not fun. good thing were crapricorns.