i still dont eat meat. and i still dont do drugs. and i still havent seen any of those fucking tv tattoo shows, cuz i still dont have tv.........
talking to people who are supposed to know you and dont is super wakkk.
oh, i did the most kick/bad ass wizard ever, covering up a panther................(cue the music, mr. mercury, we ARE in fact the...
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talking to people who are supposed to know you and dont is super wakkk.
oh, i did the most kick/bad ass wizard ever, covering up a panther................(cue the music, mr. mercury, we ARE in fact the...
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ever since russell jones passed, i have been looking for a new wu to rock out with.....
and after careful deliberation, its gotta be:
iron man, a.k.a. sun god, a.k.a. wally champ, a.k.a. tony starks, a.k.a general starks, a.k.a starkey love, a.k.a. pretty toney, a.k.a.
ghostface killah
dennis coles rules pretty hard.
what does this have to do with anything? word.
and after careful deliberation, its gotta be:
iron man, a.k.a. sun god, a.k.a. wally champ, a.k.a. tony starks, a.k.a general starks, a.k.a starkey love, a.k.a. pretty toney, a.k.a.
ghostface killah
dennis coles rules pretty hard.
what does this have to do with anything? word.
jimmieknuckles:
rip dirty dog
* i drink waaaaaaaay too much apple cider. and as a result, i poop a lot.
*i want a bowie knife, but my roommate says he'll play nothing but freedom rock all day if i have one.
* i buy new socks often. like every month, i buy a month's worth of socks. i'm pretty much all about new socks.
* more than one person...
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*i want a bowie knife, but my roommate says he'll play nothing but freedom rock all day if i have one.
* i buy new socks often. like every month, i buy a month's worth of socks. i'm pretty much all about new socks.
* more than one person...
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danhazelton:
hell yeah!! i wanna see that shit. what, do i gotta wait till its printed in a mag to see it or are you gonna post that bad boy??? im workin on some new flash right now. no wizzards and koalas but it lookin cool,... fuckin space pizza with brocoli toppings for everyone! really,.... we should do a set together. a goofy one. nothing seroius at all. if anyone gets one tattooed on them too, that will be even funnier. just as bizzare as possible. what do ya think.
hazelrock flash??
hazelrock flash??
jimmieknuckles:
im going to begin every sentence today with bumstigity bum
yeah.
so jimmieknuckles is a dick. but, i dont really want the cancer, so here is good fun for your face and eyes:
20 THINGS YA'LL NEVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME, AND ARE PROB'LY BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING.....
1. every year i piss myself on purpose before swimming across a public reservoir on the 4th of july. and i do it sober.
2. i...
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so jimmieknuckles is a dick. but, i dont really want the cancer, so here is good fun for your face and eyes:
20 THINGS YA'LL NEVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME, AND ARE PROB'LY BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING.....
1. every year i piss myself on purpose before swimming across a public reservoir on the 4th of july. and i do it sober.
2. i...
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vonscotch:
Thanks for the welcome.
jimmieknuckles:
thanks for the berfday wishes, actually my cake said birtday, fucking completely mispelled and fuct, but hey, maybe birt means meat in portugese
yessir.
november time.
heres whats new. the shop is dead. like no money no work no flavor etc......
i tattooed my roommate, but as usual i have no pictures to share with anyone.
i watched some kurosawa samurai movies, and saw how ripped off he was by all those clint eastwood jams.
and i get to do a black and grey lion head that turns...
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november time.
heres whats new. the shop is dead. like no money no work no flavor etc......
i tattooed my roommate, but as usual i have no pictures to share with anyone.
i watched some kurosawa samurai movies, and saw how ripped off he was by all those clint eastwood jams.
and i get to do a black and grey lion head that turns...
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jimmieknuckles:
ha have you got the trend of people wanting rosary beads around the ankle with the cross going down on to the foot? i did two of those in one day on people that never met, and another the next day. someone famous must have it done.
yeah and kurosawa has been ripped so many times its sick, seven samurai is the balls
yeah and kurosawa has been ripped so many times its sick, seven samurai is the balls
ophelia:
You live in North Conway.
When I was a kid, every year my parents would ask me where I wanted to go for my summer vacation, and every year I'd say North Conway.
/random
You live in North Conway.
When I was a kid, every year my parents would ask me where I wanted to go for my summer vacation, and every year I'd say North Conway.
/random
heres the news:
im in another interview, in another magazine, with a bunch of famous whoevers.
im covered in greasepaint.
i could give a fuck.
i have a day off.
and i am getting pretty tired of electronic talking to 'friends'.
im in another interview, in another magazine, with a bunch of famous whoevers.
im covered in greasepaint.
i could give a fuck.
i have a day off.
and i am getting pretty tired of electronic talking to 'friends'.
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danhazelton:
first off, the comment above me is the shit!
.... otherwise, winter sucks ass here. trust me, you want nothin to do with it,....... unless you do. never know about you woodsmen. well, you are more than welcome anytime man. you tell me.
so which is it, space pizza or space brocolli??
.... otherwise, winter sucks ass here. trust me, you want nothin to do with it,....... unless you do. never know about you woodsmen. well, you are more than welcome anytime man. you tell me.
so which is it, space pizza or space brocolli??
cornink:
yeah, i ask myself that a lot too. especially after conventions. for every cool person you meet at a show, there's like 10 mutants that i have nothing in common with. these are my peers? ha!
but hey, it beats workin' at blockbuster, and every now and then i do one that doesn't suck too hard, and it temporarily pacifies me. another reason to tattoo...it's hard! anyone who doesn't agree isn't trying hard enough. if you care about what you're putting on someone, it's a lot of work, and hard work is good. y'know, like zen and shit.
yep.
but hey, it beats workin' at blockbuster, and every now and then i do one that doesn't suck too hard, and it temporarily pacifies me. another reason to tattoo...it's hard! anyone who doesn't agree isn't trying hard enough. if you care about what you're putting on someone, it's a lot of work, and hard work is good. y'know, like zen and shit.
yep.
i'm back from atlanta......
heres a great example of how it went:
halloween party time
check out the halloween party 05 link for all the retardedness of the party.
the only gay part is when youre having client appreciation time, you arent making any money. but whatever. any stress i had was worth it for the greater good.
by the way, brandon bond is my...
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heres a great example of how it went:
halloween party time
check out the halloween party 05 link for all the retardedness of the party.
the only gay part is when youre having client appreciation time, you arent making any money. but whatever. any stress i had was worth it for the greater good.
by the way, brandon bond is my...
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incompetent:
what's that shit on everyone's face? and what were you supposed to be?
good to have you back, homeboy.
good to have you back, homeboy.
im headed to atlanta,
after a few more official reprimands from the powers that be.
i hate my job, no, scratch that. i love my job, i hate where i work.
not atlanta, but i do hate the south.
no win, folks, no win.
and i have a five year old kid on friday. and a four year old come december.
change.
word.
after a few more official reprimands from the powers that be.
i hate my job, no, scratch that. i love my job, i hate where i work.
not atlanta, but i do hate the south.
no win, folks, no win.
and i have a five year old kid on friday. and a four year old come december.
change.
word.
jimmieknuckles:
change man, make it happen, reach for the rainbow and shit, at least you still love what you do. whatever happens man, dont become a people hater, i know they suck, but once you start hating them, your done
danhazelton:
yeah, dave and brandon were real cool with me. i just get to the show and was tellin a buddy that i wanted to go over to their booth and introduce myself just as a customer of mine comes up to me and hands me an all or nothing card and says the guys there saw here sleeve, asked who did it and when they heard my name they sent her to find me to come get the message from you. dave did get taken care of very well by the way.
they also tell me that you dont care for many tattooists but still had good things to say about me, so for that i thank you.
i was talkin to dave about you being stressed at work and he said there are some sucluded mountianish areas in atlanta. why dont you find a spot there to call home and work at the shop there full time?? im sure theres an answer for that but i thought i put it out there.
well, im supposed to head out to all or nothing someday to pick up my "lazy artists" award that brandon is gonna make for me. ill arrange it for a time when youre there too.
hang in there with the job man. dont let anyone suck it outta you.
they also tell me that you dont care for many tattooists but still had good things to say about me, so for that i thank you.
i was talkin to dave about you being stressed at work and he said there are some sucluded mountianish areas in atlanta. why dont you find a spot there to call home and work at the shop there full time?? im sure theres an answer for that but i thought i put it out there.
well, im supposed to head out to all or nothing someday to pick up my "lazy artists" award that brandon is gonna make for me. ill arrange it for a time when youre there too.
hang in there with the job man. dont let anyone suck it outta you.
atlanta.
the south.
im headed back down to slowly poison whats left of my career.
im gonna miss my kid's berfday because i'll be in the dirty dirty. but if i dont go, she doesnt get presents, and her ma doesnt get loot, and i get to be a big fat fucking douchebag piece of shit either way. thats my favorite.
i mean, when every...
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the south.
im headed back down to slowly poison whats left of my career.
im gonna miss my kid's berfday because i'll be in the dirty dirty. but if i dont go, she doesnt get presents, and her ma doesnt get loot, and i get to be a big fat fucking douchebag piece of shit either way. thats my favorite.
i mean, when every...
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stina:
dear al.. you;re always so negative.. you crappercorn!
So yeah. Sicne yovue been home... no emails. And thats sad! because I like emails. I like our long term friendship.
I miss talking with you. XOXO keep in touch.. have fun in scabie south.. And never trust a friebush. love, stina
So yeah. Sicne yovue been home... no emails. And thats sad! because I like emails. I like our long term friendship.
I miss talking with you. XOXO keep in touch.. have fun in scabie south.. And never trust a friebush. love, stina
jimmieknuckles:
dear albert rizzock,
sucks buddy. bring the youngin something back from the dirty dirty, the fruits of your labor ya know. gotta get while the gettins good, or somethin like that. keep it wu.
invest in a chemistry set, and some crazy glue, i hear theres cash in letter bombs these days
jim
sucks buddy. bring the youngin something back from the dirty dirty, the fruits of your labor ya know. gotta get while the gettins good, or somethin like that. keep it wu.
invest in a chemistry set, and some crazy glue, i hear theres cash in letter bombs these days
jim
yes.
so my credit card was pirated by someone .....
which is totally fucking up my travel plans to atlanta.
which is totally fucking up my money, and my job situation and my whole life.
yep. my homeboy steve totally saved my job, right, at the lame shop in the woods........where nobody talks to me anymore. i mean it. silent treatment at work. awesomeness.
i...
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so my credit card was pirated by someone .....
which is totally fucking up my travel plans to atlanta.
which is totally fucking up my money, and my job situation and my whole life.
yep. my homeboy steve totally saved my job, right, at the lame shop in the woods........where nobody talks to me anymore. i mean it. silent treatment at work. awesomeness.
i...
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jimmieknuckles:
theres gotta be some type of place looking for you man, look in the paper classifieds under "burly woodsman" or "wu-tang"
jimmieknuckles:
i had a problem like that when i worked in ny, cept i really was an asshole.
but when i got fired i took my clients with me, and was hired back a week later at a higher percentage. ass monkeys buddy
there will always be drama in this business, whether its with the client , or another artist, egos man, big bowl of fuck i say
but when i got fired i took my clients with me, and was hired back a week later at a higher percentage. ass monkeys buddy
there will always be drama in this business, whether its with the client , or another artist, egos man, big bowl of fuck i say
i need a new job.
pronto. stat. asap. word up.
yeah. im ready to do the next thing, now. i feel like im home up in the woods, but i also feel like its time to bounce out of work for awhile.....
underground houses are where its at, hobbit style. and thats wu-tang, y'heard?
today was, again, an unremarkable one. i did look at autumn...
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pronto. stat. asap. word up.
yeah. im ready to do the next thing, now. i feel like im home up in the woods, but i also feel like its time to bounce out of work for awhile.....
underground houses are where its at, hobbit style. and thats wu-tang, y'heard?
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jimmieknuckles:
the good part starts after you step in front of the bus.
buddy, come with me, i have an old pinto, and im gonna drive it out west, working for food and places to sleep on the way.
there will be cheap whores,donkey punching, and all sorts of good butthole action on the way
oh yeah, bring the wu-tang i think well need it passing through texas
buddy, come with me, i have an old pinto, and im gonna drive it out west, working for food and places to sleep on the way.
there will be cheap whores,donkey punching, and all sorts of good butthole action on the way
oh yeah, bring the wu-tang i think well need it passing through texas
cornink:
oh man! if i had an underground house i'd be unstoppable.
crappy crappiness......
seriously.
i cant even believe how i have no pictures anywhere around here, because im lame and retarded.
god. i suck. hard. like sports, cats, and cheese.
word.
seriously.
i cant even believe how i have no pictures anywhere around here, because im lame and retarded.
god. i suck. hard. like sports, cats, and cheese.
word.
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jimmieknuckles:
buddy,
you ever see those african cats that are like 25 lbs, they surely do not suck
you ever see those african cats that are like 25 lbs, they surely do not suck
stina:
I was in teh store the other day.. buying cat litter (because in fact.. cats do suck and if they dont have enough cat litter, theyll jsut piss on teh floor)...
yeah. And ryan saw soem litter called "scooples" and it made him think of you and laugh
I was stoked to hang out with you all weekend. You are my lil' buddy and i miss you when we never hang out. Love and kisses! xox
yeah. And ryan saw soem litter called "scooples" and it made him think of you and laugh
I was stoked to hang out with you all weekend. You are my lil' buddy and i miss you when we never hang out. Love and kisses! xox
Second, If you think I wouldn't come visit you immediately if I were still up there to have axe throw fest 2005, you'd be wrong as well.
Yeah. So this month is liek torture to me. I ahve to draw an irish sleeve
WTF. WTF! What can i draw for that? I mean.. hes got a ton of patchwork already.. so no room for a big piece.. and his ideas are "irish stuff, like uh.. erin go braugh" what? I mean.. hes already got leprechauns and beer and flags.. whats left! god. Life sucks haha.
But i also have ryans trip to michigan drivign to airport.. Dawing another sleeve and startign the sleeve on my friend john whos comming home to visit. This sleeve will be amazing though I hope.. ha.. Fun at least. And im working on the backround for a sleeve i started like 5 months ago.. and the chestpiece i started a month aog needs to be finished in like 3 days because hes moving. And I have Xmas with ryans family and my family and then my grandparents want us to visit for xmas. And on top of that.. My friend joe from Georgia is home for the holidays but lives 2 hours away and Friday wants to visit with him so i said id go.. and um.. my grandparents are havign a suprise 50th weddign aniversarry party at 11am. 3 hours drive from here. On new years eve day. So.. Ill have to wake up at like 6 and ill be up past midnight.. and who knows. But its been super busy. Blah. We should force a tiem to hang out.