With Valentine’s Day quickly approaching I’ve been asking myself what are things that turn me on, turn me off, and specific physical/mental requirements do others and I seek in mates. For me this is something that has been a struggle my whole life. Seeing how I’ve never been guided by the prospect of sex like most guys. Along with the urge always have the option to fly away. So I’ve decided to come up my list of top 5 turn ons, turn offs, and specific physical/mental traits. None of my lists are in specific orders. I’m curious what would be on yours?

turn ons

1. The ability to care a conversation and/or debate without it devolving into insults.

2. A lack of jealousy. You should know if I’m with you I’m 100% loyal and have no desire to ruin that loyalty.

3. Speak sarcasm fluently. A quick wit and devils tongue will get me harder than fighting winds in a tornado.

4. The belief and enjoyment of serendipities moments. I’m down for anything from slow dancing in the isle of the grocery store; to cuddling in the middle of a death metal concert likes it’s smooth jazz.

5. Not being easy I’ll angered or annoyed. Let’s face it I have several annoying habits and have been known to piss people off.

turn offs

1. Being constantly checked in on or expected too. I get it communication is key. Please don’t expect me to check back in with you every other hour or minute.

2. Asking to do butt stuff in the bedroom. Firstly your butthole is an exit. Secondly I’m don’t enjoy it. I don’t give anal and won’t receive it either. Nothing kills my boner more then saying stick it in my ass.

3. Being racist, sexist, or an ableist. Don’t hate on people it’s not cool. Like in anyway at all it’s not cool.

4. Being overly sensitive if I have to worry that every comment is going to offend you. We aren’t going to have a good time. I don’t and wont walk on egg shells for you. You don’t need to with me.

5. Expecting me to prove my love or feelings to you. If I’m not proven it already, then I won’t. I’m not going to bend over backward to prove myself when my normal actions and thoughts should.

physical/mental musts

1. Pretty eyes there is really nothing less attractive than lifeless eyes.

2. Pretty smile I don’t what your teeth look like. Just have a smile you’re not afraid show. That’s what makes it pretty.

3. Being able to think both logically and completely irrational for problem solving

4. The patience’s and mental ability to be handle children. Not saying you have to want children or be a mom. Just be able to handle children I have a lot of little brothers and sister, along with nieces and nephews.

5. Have a sense of humour that runs the full gambit. If you can laugh at/make everything from really dark jokes to dick and fart jokes we are good.