In 2012 a down on luck single guy cane up with an idea that the kinda stole from a Japanese guy. He decided out of a joke to open the Charles R. Phillips Rent-A-Boyfriend service. Where I rent out myself to someone and stand in as a boyfriend for whatever you need to do. The first year I went to several weddings and family BBQ’s. Then I opened the Rent-A-Asshole service that specialised in break up services. In this is open myself up to breaking up with someone for you in a public place and/or I’d get paid to be an asshole to someone and generally treat someone like shit (I wasn’t proud of this). Over the years I’d keep the Rent-A-Boyfriend service making new friends and in some cases breaking some hearts. I never ran the service while I was in a relationship. So being single I decided open up the service for my Christmas/New Years special. Like every year people throw me shade and tried to shame me for it. Calling me things like a prostitute, man-whore, and the like. So I decided fuck it I’m going to turn it into a full blown business. No only am I renting myself out to become a temporary boyfriend. Now I’m opening it up to become a stand-in husband, uncle, cousin, sibling, and friend. I’m also re-opening my rent-a-asshole/jerk service. However it’s strictly opening as a break up specialist. I’m fully aware of the fact I’m very average looking in all ways. I think that’s the plus side of this service. I’m not so outrageously good looking that it’s unbelievable. In fact my best friend described me as “very approachable.” So if you’re on Facebook feel free to check out the Charles R. Phillips Rental Service page and hit me up. You can also get ahold of me through email at charles.phillips5079@gmail.com in the subject line put Rent-A-(service needed here). Before you ask yes I will travel however I don’t cover my travel and lodging expenses. I also do not discriminate based on gender or sexuality and all rates are negotiable.
