chazstrummer

um, so here it goes.

If I was the president
Things would be different

I wouldn't have pictures
Of prisoners of war
I'd have Suicide Girls
On the White House walls

And in the Oval Office
We'd have free booze
Because open bars
Is what Stormy do

If I was the president
Things would be different

The nation's problems'ld be solved
Ask Sicily, fucker
We would be alright
If you just trust her

Though I've never smoked
I'd legalize pot
Because girls like Les
Seem to like it alot