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i had one amazingly efficient pre-dawn morning. not only did i get a stunningly ridiculous profile pic up, but i cleaned out my shitty old pathfinder. i'm donating it to the sacramento association for the retarded. i guess that's not exactly the most p.c. name for a charity organization, but its been around since 1950, i think, and "retarded" is actually quite p.c. for 1950.

cleaning out a car (especially a 20 year old car that you haven't properly maintained, but instead, have run into the ground) can be a frightening experience. i found a human mandible that i completely forgot was in there!

well i mean, its just the mandible bone. its not draped in decaying flesh or anything. it was meant to be the compliment of a skull i have. but the manible and skull aren't from the same person, so i don't think they'll match up too well. plus, they are slightly different colors. i was told that if i wanted to whiten the skull from its brownish yellow, i should soak it in water with bleach added to it. i guess i could do that with both until they reached the same shade. then, even if they didn't match perfectly, nobody could tell who wasn't fresh from studying osteolology. hmm, to bleach... or not to bleach? its bad enough that i have these strange possessions in my life, why must they be problematic, too?