voltaire's new set is so incredibly hot.... until the tampon thing. i think that's a tampon? i'm not cool with the dangling a tampon out of a mouth. not that there's anything actually disgusting about it to me, its just very much a fish out of water. i'd probably feel the same way if she was dangling, say, a hair dryer. still, she's a gorgeous...
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einjunge:
go to the great white north, just don't kill any strippers while you're up there; the authorities don't take kindly to that for some reason.
and yeah, doom is a part of madvillain along with madlib.
and yeah, doom is a part of madvillain along with madlib.
musicistic:
toronto's cool...i'm going this summer for a few weeks...
i ran across your response to my post about Montreal being the next Omaha rather than Seattle/Brooklyn....and I must admit Montreal did pump out Simple Plan for better or far worse.
how's the idiot? I just read the gambler by ol' fyodor and thoroughly enjoyed it.
i ran across your response to my post about Montreal being the next Omaha rather than Seattle/Brooklyn....and I must admit Montreal did pump out Simple Plan for better or far worse.
how's the idiot? I just read the gambler by ol' fyodor and thoroughly enjoyed it.
dreaming about having sex with somebody who is no longer in your life is disturbing, at the very least. it seems so real. i suppose its kind of like having sex with a ghost.
that is, if a ghost is capable of doing the deed with a forked penis and, afterwards, steals your car.
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that is, if a ghost is capable of doing the deed with a forked penis and, afterwards, steals your car.
also as weird as the forked penis is, it ought to...
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brokenhouse:
i'm always having sex with my exes in my dreams... strange 
einjunge:
so long as that person in your dream isn't a professional clown, it's not so strange (welcome to my world 
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at the air concert both nicolas godin (the other half) and jb were very nice to the crowd, and jb kinda enjoyed my heckling, as well as my requests for brigette bardot covers.
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at the air concert both nicolas godin (the other half) and jb were very nice to the crowd, and jb kinda enjoyed my heckling, as well as my requests for brigette bardot covers.
i am going to berkeley today to pick up me dipolma if they still have it on file and to maybe get five hundred tattoos of bob marley all on my right forearm while slamming pretentious poetry to the masses and throwing bricks through the windows of the citybank office. i might also get a falafel, though.
my hair is too long.
my hair is too long.
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einjunge:
hold the falafel in your left hand and throw your brick into citybank with your right. always works for me.
hecklongtree:
What's your beef against Citibank?
the icy moon finally came out of hiding for the first time since before i can remember when. and it happily is loppy shaped, but feeling much too prideful. the white single stare of it has frozen the plants and the air, children's fingers and grown-ups' lungs. and i'm sure that it's shy exhibitionism makes your pink cheeks burst red, and its turned our red...
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brokenhouse:
for goodness sake..! some people are never happy....!!
unorganized description of a (hypothetical) plan to systematically dismantle the "borders books and music" superpower, one dvd at a time:
so borders has this seemingly awesome buy-3-dvds-and-get-1-free instore deal going on. its seemingly awesome before it dawns on you (or in this particular case, me) that borders overprices everything, and what you (or actually, i) took to be four dvds at a bargain is nothing...
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so borders has this seemingly awesome buy-3-dvds-and-get-1-free instore deal going on. its seemingly awesome before it dawns on you (or in this particular case, me) that borders overprices everything, and what you (or actually, i) took to be four dvds at a bargain is nothing...
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sempi:
Happy B-Day!
mat8drb:
Ahhh! The Balloon. Happy Birthday!
i'm half-heartedly trying to chase this week down, but its still a good length in front of me and i don't think i'm going to catch up. my room looks like an experiment in entropic interior design, and even my new sweet ride needs to go in the shop to get a sweet brake adjustment. i also was supposed to do make phonecalls to a...
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holdensolo:
Yeah, SG member since 2002, but I have been a big fan of naked women since long before then.
I don't work at the cardboard box factory anymore. Sadly, it burned down.
The anime guy is just what I look like in Japan.
I don't work at the cardboard box factory anymore. Sadly, it burned down.
The anime guy is just what I look like in Japan.
mat8drb:
<welsh accent> building a henge, are we? that's fantastic. </welsh accent>
No, i did not know the afro ken until now. I've put the hello kitty thing on my lanyard. I have a Miffy, Ruby Gloom, a Dangermouse, a Blossom (Powerpuff Girls) and two Hello Kittys on my desk at work. They all think I'm wierd. I have a Ruby Gloom wallet (it's probably a purse, let's face it). San-x awkward, but e-bay are very good for little things, as are the little specialist shops in the big coastal towns near me.
Plus, The Simpson's Stephen Hawking toy on my desk. Yay!
No, i did not know the afro ken until now. I've put the hello kitty thing on my lanyard. I have a Miffy, Ruby Gloom, a Dangermouse, a Blossom (Powerpuff Girls) and two Hello Kittys on my desk at work. They all think I'm wierd. I have a Ruby Gloom wallet (it's probably a purse, let's face it). San-x awkward, but e-bay are very good for little things, as are the little specialist shops in the big coastal towns near me.
Plus, The Simpson's Stephen Hawking toy on my desk. Yay!
i decided that i am against learning experiences as a whole. the term seems to be applied only to unpleasant events. when some guy wins the lottery, you don't see his uncle pat him on the shoulder and say with cautious hesitation, yet with a mature moustached authority, "well, you should really look at this as a learning experience, young peter." because apparently, we only...
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sameskull:
I hate it when people spend days reflecting on their shitty luck. Its all just a lump(maybe with a corn in it) in a sea of shit. I agree, fuck it let it be.
OOo and the skull thing, I donno this is a lil old but thats the scariest thing ever. I would poop my pants if I saw it in my fridge. On the same note i would laugh so hard if I LEFT it in the fridge and my friend pooped her pants.
Anyways. I hope you dont have any lessons or hidden opportunitys anytime soon.
OOo and the skull thing, I donno this is a lil old but thats the scariest thing ever. I would poop my pants if I saw it in my fridge. On the same note i would laugh so hard if I LEFT it in the fridge and my friend pooped her pants.
Anyways. I hope you dont have any lessons or hidden opportunitys anytime soon.
wolfj:
Peter? Hey! That's my name
Actually my Uncle did tell me just that when I won the lottery. Actually that's a lie, I never won the lottery but he did tell me that. Ok, that's another lie, he never told me that either. I'll probably lie to you a lot, you need to get used to it. A lot of people lie in life and screw you over. I'm learned to look at it as a learning experience. Now you will never know if my name is really Peter or not.
Actually my Uncle did tell me just that when I won the lottery. Actually that's a lie, I never won the lottery but he did tell me that. Ok, that's another lie, he never told me that either. I'll probably lie to you a lot, you need to get used to it. A lot of people lie in life and screw you over. I'm learned to look at it as a learning experience. Now you will never know if my name is really Peter or not.
not too terrible a day considering that, up until noon, i easily could have passed for a fresh corpse. trazadone helps you sleep, but it hinders your ability to not be dead. i think it actually wants to convince me that the traz-inspired sweaty and slow to cognize version of me will always be happier lying down, regardless of any good upright opportunities that come...
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mat8drb:
Adaption got pretty random towards the end. But good. I have not read Galapagos nor have I heard Tyde, so I'll try and look out for them. What are Tyde like (assuming I don;t find anything about them by tomorrow)
I. what refreshing beverage is in that mug ofyours?
That was some Assam tea.
II. have you watched requiem for a dream more than once, and if so, what other types of emotional torture do you enjoy?!
Yes. I have seen Requiem for a Dream three times. I also enjoy Con Air!!!
III. what is miffy?
Miffy? Dick Bruna character that I can remember from childhood. I have a Miffy on my desk at work. As well as a Ruby Gloom.[Link to Dick Bruna's Site]
I don't know. All the Americans I've met work their arses off; much more than the British. And, whenever I go to the States, all the damn conferences start at 7.30 for 8 in the morning. I mean, come on? What's that about? But then we find the nearest pub, go out in the evening, and are last to the hotel. Boots are great. I am a Doc Marten's whore.
I. what refreshing beverage is in that mug ofyours?
That was some Assam tea.
II. have you watched requiem for a dream more than once, and if so, what other types of emotional torture do you enjoy?!
Yes. I have seen Requiem for a Dream three times. I also enjoy Con Air!!!
III. what is miffy?
Miffy? Dick Bruna character that I can remember from childhood. I have a Miffy on my desk at work. As well as a Ruby Gloom.[Link to Dick Bruna's Site]
I don't know. All the Americans I've met work their arses off; much more than the British. And, whenever I go to the States, all the damn conferences start at 7.30 for 8 in the morning. I mean, come on? What's that about? But then we find the nearest pub, go out in the evening, and are last to the hotel. Boots are great. I am a Doc Marten's whore.
btener11:
thanks for the post and support 
i had one amazingly efficient pre-dawn morning. not only did i get a stunningly ridiculous profile pic up, but i cleaned out my shitty old pathfinder. i'm donating it to the sacramento association for the retarded. i guess that's not exactly the most p.c. name for a charity organization, but its been around since 1950, i think, and "retarded" is actually quite p.c. for 1950....
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sameskull:
Sacramento association for the retarded...wow...i feel bad laughing...its just soo funny
The pic looks like your about to slap money on a stripper. Or maybe its just me, My roomate recently became a stripper.
Do you honestly have a human skull? Whos is it? Isnt it spooky to have that laying around.
The pic looks like your about to slap money on a stripper. Or maybe its just me, My roomate recently became a stripper.
Do you honestly have a human skull? Whos is it? Isnt it spooky to have that laying around.
mat8drb:
"This Island": to be fair, it isn't the kind of thing I usually listen to: I bought it because I saw the review, I've got a copy of "Hot Topic" single somewhere, and, welll.... It's nice, funky, electric, yet the songs are, i don't know, written more than random. I am happy with it, although there are places where it isn't readily accessible. ramble, ramble
charmer:
random freezeframes
my friday nights out seem to always follow the same evolutionary path. they begin with a lively make-up application overture. eyeliner is smudged to perfection, risks are taken with new lipstick colors, and if you end up looking a touch too trashy, that's okay as long as its the sexy kind of trashy. and as long as it looks intentional. then you pile into whatever...
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mat8drb:
Galapogos sounds tempting. I'm saving just for the hell of it at the moment, therefore, it would be nice. Plus, the Smashing Pumpkins song may mean more now 
distra:
My last comment before I go................
and don't forget it...
TJB
and don't forget it...
TJB
I think its pretty imposible to have to many stickers. Im addicted to buying art supplies. At one point my whole tiny ass apartment was filled with pens, marker, acrylics, 3000 sketch books and shit like that. So what I gave my self a budget, every week I allow myself to buy 40 bucks worth of art supplies. That way I dont go broke and I have something to look forward to next week.
On another line of events, as you where being fucked over by a 21 year old, I (a 22 yr old) was being fucked over by a 26 year old. I think it has something to do with the Ying and Yang bullshiet. I came to realize that to be fake or stupid there are no age limits.