I'm breaking down and watching Lord of the Rings tonight. One of my friends got the new super-deluxe DVD and we've all been invited to watch. I never saw it in the theater (never could get through the books, for that matter), but, y'know, it's free now. And lord knows I won't see my friends enough this weekend, what with all of us going to...
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That's me and Rob Zombie, taken last year at Ear X-Tacy in Louisville the day before he and Ozzy kicked my ass live and in concert.
He's kinda short, y'know. Nice guy.
He's kinda short, y'know. Nice guy.
nudwig:
They kicked yer ass at the concert? You look like bros in this pic.
al:
whoaholycrap! You look like not a big wussy in that picture. Nice.
Don't worry, I won't poke my brainpan. I'm bein' real careful.
Don't worry, I won't poke my brainpan. I'm bein' real careful.
First cold Winter rain
Even the monkey seems to want
A tiny raincoat
Basho
Who knew the Japanese were haiku-ing about monkeys back in the late 1600s? Okay, I'm sure someone knew, like my friend Rachel, but... damn. There's a whole book of this stuff called "The Monkey's Raincoat" that was published back in 1690. I feel like I was born way, way too late....
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Even the monkey seems to want
A tiny raincoat
Basho
Who knew the Japanese were haiku-ing about monkeys back in the late 1600s? Okay, I'm sure someone knew, like my friend Rachel, but... damn. There's a whole book of this stuff called "The Monkey's Raincoat" that was published back in 1690. I feel like I was born way, way too late....
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chaosmonkey:
[Posted here and in Maxx's journal, so as to minimize confusion and whatnot:]
Don't forget, Maxx, my good man: Those have been translated from Japanese. They don't match up perfectly in English, but in their native tongue they (more than likely, since I don't speak enough Japanese to know, nor do I have the original text) follow the "rules" for haiku. No one's lied to you, at least not about this.
Don't forget, Maxx, my good man: Those have been translated from Japanese. They don't match up perfectly in English, but in their native tongue they (more than likely, since I don't speak enough Japanese to know, nor do I have the original text) follow the "rules" for haiku. No one's lied to you, at least not about this.
maxx:
How'd you get to be so damned smart?
OK. I'm aloud to like the second one guilt-free now.
OK. I'm aloud to like the second one guilt-free now.
What an awful autumn this has been so far. No crisp fall days here, just dark, cold and damp. I didn't even leave the house last weekend. I'm spending another Friday inside, but I've got Amelie to keep me company, so I should be okay.
Forty-two days till our trip. Well, 41 now that it's past midnight in my time zone, but, you know... 42.
Forty-two days till our trip. Well, 41 now that it's past midnight in my time zone, but, you know... 42.
thirtyseven:
tell me about it. today was awful .. and it's SNOWING here. 
tat2bob:
who needs an education when you have free beer and pot!
What a lovely day I've had. New Mary set, new Bill Hicks CDs, new (old) comics. And I got a Bill Hicks poster and other new (old) comics yesterday. Hooray for new (old) stuff.
Modern pop culture might have killed Bill Hicks if he hadn't died of cancer, I believe. As if five or six reincarnations of the New Kids on the Block wouldn't be...
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Modern pop culture might have killed Bill Hicks if he hadn't died of cancer, I believe. As if five or six reincarnations of the New Kids on the Block wouldn't be...
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ryguy:
I was at the white stripes show as well...I was with thirtyseven...sorry..I would have said hello had I known who you were or that a fellow SGer was attending. anyway...take it easy.
boxterjulep:
tell us some good dick jokes.
45 days, just a month and a half until I'm in New York. It's still kind of unbelievable. Amelie hadn't known me very long before she invited me and, putting aside that I hadn't known her very long either, I accepted before I even knew I'd have a way there. I know. Screwed up.
But things have gone very well indeed for this monkey the...
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But things have gone very well indeed for this monkey the...
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lefty:
how the hell does a hyena get into an elephants ass? is it dead already?? and how do they breathe? man that must stink! soo many questions!
chaosmonkey:
Yeah, Lefty. I should have said "dead elephant." And in fact, now that I've edited my entry, I have said "dead elephant."
Ta-da.
Ta-da.
o/~ I am the luckiest boy in the the world
My wish to fly has come true-oo o/~
o/~ I am the luckiest boy in the the world
I'm so much luckier than you o/~
My wish to fly has come true-oo o/~
o/~ I am the luckiest boy in the the world
I'm so much luckier than you o/~
london:
yer sooo damned cute monkey boy.... i wont kill anymore sock monkeys I swear!!!
Yesterday was very exciting. Okay, not really. I got my new comics (mmm, Grant Morrison's NEW X-MEN hardcover)... and I bought luggage! For my trip! To New York! So that's... sort of exciting.
Amelie asked me last night why I like her so much besides all the cute underwear she buys and I had an answer. That felt really good. People seem silly to me...
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Amelie asked me last night why I like her so much besides all the cute underwear she buys and I had an answer. That felt really good. People seem silly to me...
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morgan:
I think the people who KNOW why they like people are smarter.
And I read the thing in parenthesis as "new x-men hardcore", and thought that would be the best porno EVER.
And I read the thing in parenthesis as "new x-men hardcore", and thought that would be the best porno EVER.
astrid:
"will work for hair dye"
bwahahahaha....
I love you, monkey.
bwahahahaha....
I love you, monkey.
Fifty days. Fifty days until I go to New York. Fifty days until I spend a week with the most awesome girl I've never met. We're very excited, Amelie and I. I can't remember the last time I've been so excited about a person, place, or thing. (That'd be Amelie, New York, and... vacation, I guess. Ah, nouns.)
I finally took my (most recent) tuition...
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I finally took my (most recent) tuition...
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lefty:
i just got paid yesterday myself... but my wad of cash is just going in the bank to make sure i have a wad of cash...
morgan:
*giggle giggle giggle*
RAWR!!!
RAWR!!!
My head is fucking killing me. I've had a headache the last two days or so; it's waned a bit, off and on, but now it's even worse. I don't know if I'm hungry, or stressed, or if it's the weather, or I miss Amelie, or I need to stop buying comics on eBay, or what. (I'd like to see you pass on the first...
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lefty:
headaches suck.... i used to be into comics, but i had no taste in them, i was always reading the crappy comics... except for a few... im like that when i look at guitars on ebay... I WANT EM ALL!
Yea, squash seeds are pretty much like pumpkin seeds. mMm! I'd never heard of eating them either, it was an experiment, heh.