chaosmonkey

My friend knows a guy who smoked up with Screech. Fucking Screech.

He also knew a band that did two songs about Saved by the Bell characters. "Kelly Kapowski," and "Jessie, Please Don't Take Those Pills."

And one of his former roommate's friends was on The New Class.

I'm not going to say my life is fucked up because of this, because my friend's must...
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I am a drunken monkey.

That is all.

Monkey

It's been a long time since I've talked to someone who understands everything I say. And I've said a lot to her. Like most everyone else worth talking to I've found as of late, she lives far away.

Smart, funny, cute, angry, bitter, sweet, depraved... way down in Florida.

I'm having a great week; things seem like they can only get greater, if only.

Back from partying. What a weekend. All I did was eat and smoke and drink beer and swim and smoke and eat. And I saw My Morning Jacket last night, Louisville's premier rock-a-roll band. They rocked my rolls, lemme tell ya. You should see them if they come near you, since they're hardly ever in Louisville anymore.

I am sleepy. And I have to party...
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Wow, two updates in one day. Aren't you all special?

Looks like I'm on my way out of town for the weekend, again. So, just like last time, I'll see you lovely ladies and gawking gentlemen Sunday.

Off to party and drink,
Monkey

It's cold as fuck in here. I'm tired. I'm grumpy. I want to do something, even if it's just shuffling shit around in my room, but I don't, really.

The sun is shining brightly, but all I can see from here are thick, black clouds. I know that sounds like melodramatic posturing, but it's true. The sky really looks like that right now. Creepy. Kinda...
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Nothing happening. Just sitting in the cool darkness of my bedroom, typing away at this computer. All I've done this week is either sit here or sleep. I've been so tired. Somehow, I just managed to yawn a bit more.

I'll have more to do this weekend. There was talk of a baseball game tonight, but... fuckin' yuck, dude. I can't help it that my...
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Just when I start to get rested from camping, the fucking power goes out in a freakishly strong thunderstorm. Laying around in the dark is exhausting. So is not having anyone to curl up with on the floor. Or having the floorspace to do that in, with all these comicbooks in the way. How sexy.

Mm-hmm.

I woke up far too fucking early today. I'd...
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I'm about to gorge on spaghetti. Just woke up from a nap. Returned home from camping, showered, and hit the moforkin' hay.

Camping was a goddamned blast. We had a decent site, even though the whole damn place was crowded. The irst weekend of summer, technically, brought bazillions out to camp. Great idea, too. Perfect weather.

There were friends and friends of friends in and...
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Off for camping soon. See you all Sunday. After I shower.

Be excellent to each other.

Love,
Monkey