chancy

i'm so sick of hearing people bash vanilla. when things are boring/ dull, it's vanilla __. like vanilla sex. i think vanilla has supremo flavour, and something like cream of wheat should replace it as a negative verb. now that's bland. you have to dump half a cup of sugar into a bowl of that crap to make it taste like anything. or avocado. the only thing that fruit's got going for it is the texture.

my free will astorology for this week wants me to think about what i need to learn between now and august 2009.

1. more of whatever my professors want to shove into my brain so i can get the little piece o' paper that cost me thousands of dollars to obtain.

2. how to skateboard really really koo-like.

3. recipies to cook in the dang crock pot that has never escaped its plastic-wrap-and-cardboard confines since i got it for x-mas 2 years ago.

4. how to housebeak a puppy. this actually has to be done waaaay before 2009. we're talking in the next month or so.

5. how to prevent the personal development of the bad personality traits of da 'rents. cause it comes out at the weirdest moments and then you're like oh crap.

6. learn the location of the secret headquarters of the society of assholes that live to fuck up my hard drive and e-mail and take the goddamn muthafuckas down.

i'm gonna go eat now.