Oh man...what a weekend!!!
Okay, so It wasn't that exciting. There was good, there was bad and there is still a mysterious bruise hanging around. I'll spare you all the depressingly stupid details but they involve a girl I've been on a few dates with over the past week or so. Opportunity only presents itself a few times a decade for me and sometimes I...
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Okay, so It wasn't that exciting. There was good, there was bad and there is still a mysterious bruise hanging around. I'll spare you all the depressingly stupid details but they involve a girl I've been on a few dates with over the past week or so. Opportunity only presents itself a few times a decade for me and sometimes I...
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Well, in case you were wondering Assault on Precinct 13 is fucking amazing. I haven't seen so many people getting shot in the head in a very long time. Good work DMX and crew.
It's so fucking cold in my apartment i think i'm going to throw up. Seriously, it's 10 fucking degrees outside and our heater isn't working. I'm such a pussy, i feel...
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It's so fucking cold in my apartment i think i'm going to throw up. Seriously, it's 10 fucking degrees outside and our heater isn't working. I'm such a pussy, i feel...
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petbot:
Nooooo!!! I am losing the war on vagina tacos!!!!
gridmonkey:
You dont need toes dude. And whiskey warms you right up when you dont have vagina tacos.
hey there party people. whats going on? awesome. i got a new laptop with a wireless card. now i can have the internet anywhere i want. pretty awesome huh? all you assholes probably already know the wonders of wireless, but it's new to me so back off.
I'm headed out to see the detroit cobras tonight. i would skip it if i didn't buy my...
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raulbnuttz:
PENIS!!!! 
petbot:
Real girls talk too much I think.
Damn that extra o I always forget it!
[Edited on Jan 25, 2005 9:38AM]
Damn that extra o I always forget it!
[Edited on Jan 25, 2005 9:38AM]
Here is a transcript from a recent AIM conversation with my friend...i think it's pretty funny, but probably not.
GDJ: yeah, thats why i don't have a vagina
GDJ: i would be impracticle with mine
GDJ: i'm not worried about others noticing, i just wonder what i could put in there
GDJ: small woodland creatures?
GDJ: a toothbrush and toothpaste for those occasional weekend trips?...
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GDJ: yeah, thats why i don't have a vagina
GDJ: i would be impracticle with mine
GDJ: i'm not worried about others noticing, i just wonder what i could put in there
GDJ: small woodland creatures?
GDJ: a toothbrush and toothpaste for those occasional weekend trips?...
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thelibra:
i don't think a taco would fit in mine.
missed you on saturday.
missed you on saturday.
thelibra:
nah, the noobs are pretty good. but mess with 'em as you see fit.
i do think the vagina as a storage receptacle would be quite the practical use, and it's very funny.
it is shaped like a taco so maybe it would be a good taco warmer...hmm.
i do think the vagina as a storage receptacle would be quite the practical use, and it's very funny.
it is shaped like a taco so maybe it would be a good taco warmer...hmm.
I guess its about time i do some good old fashioned updating.
the bbq was disappointing. i mean it was good, but it's not what i expected from a place called Bone Lick Park. It was clean and their Rheingold was the same price as their Sam Adams. Granted I think their Rheingold was actually Newcastle. Oh wait...time to rant....
That fucking bartender deserved to...
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the bbq was disappointing. i mean it was good, but it's not what i expected from a place called Bone Lick Park. It was clean and their Rheingold was the same price as their Sam Adams. Granted I think their Rheingold was actually Newcastle. Oh wait...time to rant....
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thelibra:
working overnights is an excellent excuse to drink at 7:00 am
you coming tonight?
you coming tonight?
Oh man. I've figured out i'm one of the most evil people in the world. i can't hang out with people who have some form of physical flaw and not make fun of it in my head. i won't really explain it, cause even on here i'm offend some people. if you really wanna know you can ask JohnnyOnTheRocks he'll probably be more than happy...
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ampersandwich:
how was bbq fucker?
Y~!
Y~!
petbot:
Sorry I missed the madness, I am a sick jackass with a sick 
. I promise next time I'll come I promise!
PS legionnaire as usual has a very good point. I think as long as we also mock our own physical deformities it's all good.
. I promise next time I'll come I promise!
PS legionnaire as usual has a very good point. I think as long as we also mock our own physical deformities it's all good.
Dudes. Some of you I saw on New Years or, sort of saw. I was obliterated. The bar was cool though, and the party that I attended in Park Slope was cool too. It was a good night, until I got on the E train instead of the A train. That could've have gotten me closer to home if I hadn't fallen asleep and woke...
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petbot:
"badical"
Yes.
Yes.
thelibra:
i had a fucking fabulous new year's. that's all you need to know.
Here we are fuck ups. I'm in an "easy internet cafe" somewhere in London. I'm having an okay time, but I feel like i'm missing everything. I've only been to the bar once (hotel bar) and can hardly find time for a cigarette cause i'm always with my parents. I think I might want to move here, but i think it is only cause of...
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petbot:
You should tell all the british chicks you're a norman and you're going to conquer them. Totally worked for me!
raulbnuttz:
Happy New Year!!!
Alright fucknuts. I'm off to Merry Ole England in about 30 mins. And by merry I mean gay. I'm honestly not looking forward to a week of waking up at 8am to go sightseeing with my parents. I am kind of excited to go on the Jack the Ripper pub walk though. That motherfucker killed whores for Christ sake. I'm not sure if I'm ready...
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holliday:
Alright you little dicktrickle...merry fucking christmas to you too!!!
Here's a tidbit...I actually used the phrase, "fixin' to" in my journal yesterday...please fucking save me!!!
And yeah, there's no arguement here...I'd gladly have a drunken night with the champagne of dudes...no question!
Here's a tidbit...I actually used the phrase, "fixin' to" in my journal yesterday...please fucking save me!!!
And yeah, there's no arguement here...I'd gladly have a drunken night with the champagne of dudes...no question!
legionnaire:
Aw, poor you, a free trip to England?
Try, at least, to have fun. And hey - England's not all bad - they put meat in pies there!
Try, at least, to have fun. And hey - England's not all bad - they put meat in pies there!
Thanks for all your input on the fatties from my last journal. I think we came to the conclusion that the only fat people that become famous are comedians. And none are famous for their sex appeal. Interesting.
Moving on. I'm updating from work. I'm curious if I will ever get in trouble for logging on to this thing at work. I'm clear so far,...
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Moving on. I'm updating from work. I'm curious if I will ever get in trouble for logging on to this thing at work. I'm clear so far,...
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boxofficepoison:
Blue Smoke overrated, my friend bartends there and I drink for free, and he admits the BBQ ain't that good.
I can't recommend Biscuit enough though.
And don't worry about this weekend, wound up having a blast .
Anyway sometime when I'm back in the city we should go to biscuit. I'm not sure how it competes with OK, but I don't think you'll be disapointed.
It competes fairly well with TN BBQ. Which is my favorite.
I can't recommend Biscuit enough though.
And don't worry about this weekend, wound up having a blast .
Anyway sometime when I'm back in the city we should go to biscuit. I'm not sure how it competes with OK, but I don't think you'll be disapointed.
It competes fairly well with TN BBQ. Which is my favorite.
luckyp:
Ahem. I'm offended that you don't think Jack Black has major sex appeal! Just wait until Girlieand I wrestle for him.
AND you can NEVER underestimate the sex appeal of a good sense of humor!!!!! It's logarithmically more powerful that physical features!
As for BBQ... sadly I haven't experienced any in NYC. Can you believe that, knowing who my friends are???!!! But my fave in DC is Old Glory!
Have a FAB time in LONDON!!!! And Happy Christmas!
--l*P
AND you can NEVER underestimate the sex appeal of a good sense of humor!!!!! It's logarithmically more powerful that physical features!
As for BBQ... sadly I haven't experienced any in NYC. Can you believe that, knowing who my friends are???!!! But my fave in DC is Old Glory!
Have a FAB time in LONDON!!!! And Happy Christmas!
--l*P
RIP little caterpillar...
--l*P
ps Cheer the fuck UP! Sounds like you DID have a great weekend! Oh and good luck tomorrow...
oh...good luck on yr interview!!