oh man, last night was weird and kind of cool at the same time. i knew more people in one bar than i ever have before in nyc. birthday excluded. it was a locksley show, my friends band........okay...i'm gonna stop this i think. it's boring me already. instead i'll talk about bacon. i was reading on the SGNY group page about how much bacon the...
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Do you ever think that sometimes your ideas are too good to have been thought of by a lazy fuck such as yourself? I do all the time. I have the best idea ever and I'm afraid to even post in the internet cause it will get stolen by some motivated asshole and then I'll become the guy thats says:
"You know (insert idea here)?...
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krrn:
Pfffft! If I were the ghost of drinking present, I doubt I'd be drinking as much Guinness as I do or try to on a regular basis..... But... the fact that you knew EXACTLY what I'm talking about with the bathalizer thing is freaky, and cool at the same time. My view on drunk driving: how ELSE are yah gonna get the car home?
Anyway, I just woke up, so i don't remember what the rest of your comment said suddenly. But, you know, Whatevs...
And of course you're smart, smart people wear glasses!!
Oh. wait. I wear glasses.... ok... You're probably smart anyway
Anyway, I just woke up, so i don't remember what the rest of your comment said suddenly. But, you know, Whatevs...
And of course you're smart, smart people wear glasses!!
Oh. wait. I wear glasses.... ok... You're probably smart anyway
krrn:
Bagels are indeed too good to enjoy slowly-- but, medium speed, I believe it pretty good. It would also help you from not cutting the roof of your mouth! 
hehe, and ALL comment conversations are awsome! although I'm glad you noticed, lol.
hehe, and ALL comment conversations are awsome! although I'm glad you noticed, lol.
if i could kill my job i would. i don't get paid enough to put up with their bullshit. they think since they give us a raise to an almost liveable wage that they can shit it my mouth and call it a sundae. they have changed my schedule at the last minute 4 weeks in a row. i got a call last night at...
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toothpick:
I agree.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
legionnaire:
I thought you were getting a new job? They're seriously treating you like crap at the megastore.
DRUNKEN SAD JOURNAL!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN DELETED!!!!!!!!!
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toothpick:
Too late, me and a bunch of other people already read it.
You should have taken my advice and wooed her via Boots' wine.
You should have taken my advice and wooed her via Boots' wine.
toothpick:
I mostly work Sundays. You should come by. I am usually drunk when I'm there.
do you ever get the feeling that you're wasting your life on booze and a crappy retail job? me either, thank god. otherwise my life would be a complete waste of space.
if dre says get it crunk, we will get it crunk...
crunk...
crunk...
crunk...
i just got my phone turned back on...i know you guys have been calling and calling just trying to...
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if dre says get it crunk, we will get it crunk...
crunk...
crunk...
crunk...
i just got my phone turned back on...i know you guys have been calling and calling just trying to...
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throatneedle:
word to your mother (and to your sister too!)
toothpick:
You should wear that shirt, no matter what your or anyone else's better judgement says. It is a chick magnet. Also, cut the sleeves off so she can see your awesome tattoo. And skip Constantine, and rent Gigli instead. After she sees that movie everything else seems brilliant by comparison, and you are hence guaranteed some making out and maybe even a hand job.
happy valentines day everyone. i missed the anti-valentines shindig because my stupid job can't make up it's fucking mind. so i went to bed after working my overnight and went to sleep about noon on valentines morning. then i slept all day, exchanged text messages with my would be "valentine," then ate some pasta, borrowed 20 bucks from the roommate so i could eat and/or...
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skryche:
My board game playing style is always strictly heterosexual. Except when playing Don't Wake Daddy.
madison:
glad you liked the set......nice profile 
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picI just got finished with my hangover. My head hurt so bad i thought i was gonna die. but i'm better now. thank you z100 for providing me with free bayer.
i met some people that worked at GQ last night. That was funny. I liked them though cause they bought me beers. Then there was this other guy and i was like, Holy shit!...
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i met some people that worked at GQ last night. That was funny. I liked them though cause they bought me beers. Then there was this other guy and i was like, Holy shit!...
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raulbnuttz:
YES MA'AM!!! 
judypatricia:
I'm sort of useless and half-dead, but thank you for asking, dear.
How are you? Getting laid, I hope. Laid is good.
How are you? Getting laid, I hope. Laid is good.
i'm in the midst of a crazy day and i should be sleeping, but since i'm retarded i'm playing on the internet. I'm a genius!!!! so anyway, not much exciting going on. had on okay weekend, spend a night in for once. it was actually quite nice. i watched some crappy movies, played on the internet, hung out with roommates. fairly uneventful but nice nonetheless....
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boxofficepoison:
yes go to Poughkeepsie, and while you're there I'm heading to Missouri.
petbot:
I am ashamed to like Weezer, but I do. I also really like shame though...
Well kids. I didn't exactly follow johnny's advice from my last journal, but I didn't deny him either. I just wanted to decide whether I wanted the job or not before I took the drug test. So instead, I just went and took the drug test and can decide sometime before March 5th if I actually wanna do it or not. Unfortunately, there is an...
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thelibra:
go with your gut. seriously. fuck what anyone else says...instincts speak volumes more than advice.
that's my $0.02.
that's my $0.02.
i know it's a litte quick for me to post another journal already but this is serious. So...say you go to a job interview and you think everyone there is totally lame and you feel like you are 10-20 times smarter than the person interviewing you. but in the end you impress them with your fantastic charm, sharp wit and rugged good looks and they...
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boxofficepoison:
I wound up meeting my doppleganger in OK. And making out with my doppleganger.
legionnaire:
Well it's too late for me to help out but I hope you followed Johnny's advice.
good seeing you last weekend, I'm glad you came out even if Johnny didn't.
good seeing you last weekend, I'm glad you came out even if Johnny didn't.
*sniff sniff*