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drinking is awesome. so are old friends. even though they weren't the best friends before i moved, we seem like better friends now. i like that.

fuck you, bitch.
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alyk:
alyk:
Not totally gross?
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sometimes i wonder if i'm getting old. a couple of my roommates are 22 or 23 and they get really obnoxious when they're drunk at home. don't misunderstand me, i don't mind being obnoxious when drunk, i just don't want it at home. it's kind of like a "don't shit where you eat" kind of mentality. they've woken up the land lord downstairs once and...
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lilyk:
so basically not even for yourself. logical
lilyk:
wink
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man. life would be a lot easier if i wasn't so stupid. i'm not joking. being stupid totally sucks it.
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shamunda:
you missed the flaming volcano challeneg we had issued the week before!
alyk:
Hey bitch...Hit me up next time you're around...

I disagree with your standpoint on dumbness...I fully support being stupid and I think it's attractive...
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if anyone knows how to say "wanna make-out?" in japanese please let me know. this is serious. i must know.
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legionnaire:
I believe, in America, it's "Come over here and fucking make out with me." It doesn't really matter what language they speak.
toothpick:
No you didn't.
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so anyways, been busy. working and drinking with my friends in town from Austin. it's been a pretty sweet week but i learned some horrifying news. i will not be able to make it to the bbq on monday cause of stupid work. yeah, i can't seem to get them to let me off. DOH!

so yeah, you guys have a wonderful time without me....
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alyk:
you suck, m'kay?
lilyk:
update you hot piece of fat bitch wink
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so yeah, i had a pretty fucking kickass weekend. went to do crazy-oke at some japanese place in midtown. it was really fun actually. i sang some hank williams and a bunch of other crazy shit. drank about three 40s and was obliterated. my parents would've been proud.

i'm not sure if anyone here went to the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island but it was...
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alyk:
That seems to the latest trend...Did you read the testimonial I gave that guy? Turned out ok, but would have been better with your help...
alyk:
Where you been, bitch?
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so yeah, i guess i decided to do a real update this time. i got to meet member blaupunkt on friday. it was cool, we went to monas then to ottos then got some sweet sandwiches. it was all in all a very good time. you should check her out, she's new and town and also cool.

saturday was my friends comedy troupe's last show...
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alyk:
want me to tell you a joke or something?
alyk:
I hate you because you're never around when I need you...I'm here during normal hours, fag...
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i'm feeling kinda funny. maybe it's cause i am just now getting home from a sweet time falling asleep on the train. totally sweet and shit. sweet.
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sweetbuns:
falling asleep on the train is not good. people start to think you're drunk.....were you?

kiss
vixen:
Oh man... falling asleep on the train is pretty awesome. Not just anyone can do it. It takes a certain state of mind... and maybe mental stability! Duuude, I fell asleep on the train once... and woke up in Coney Island. That sucked ass...
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the heat puts me in a terrible mood. i hate you.
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alyk:
eat more splenda!
munke:
eeek

My god, the drama seeps outside of the Celebrity Worship group around here, doesn't it?

I want in. Someone bitch slap me, please!
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i actually had a really kickass weekend. was lucky enough to find out that all of my suspicions about alyk were true. she really is the lamest person i've ever met. i would say that if i happen to go gray it will be her fault. what a fucking bitch.

so yeah, after the horrible experience with alyk i had some kickass homemade food with...
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alyk:
I will waste your time all I want, because you are a bitch...

I guess it comes down to who is the winner in life, and think we both know that's me...now go snuggle up with one of your unbathed roommates, you ass...
blaupunkt:
i really liked munich too, and never felt like frankfurt was worth visiting, well besides for its airport and train station.

yeah...i'm much dorkier than the cool kids, who was i kidding. i like the sacue and could most definately use an excuse not to drink alone too. let me know if you're up to something.