champagneofdudes

well. update time. i have nothing to say. i got wasted on friday and scared people. that's always a fun time. saturday night i didn't do anything. at all. i stayed home and had a passover dinner with my roommate. it was nice.

today i didn't do a god damn thing. at all. i woke up at 3pm. i was supposed to pack today for my move this wednesday but I just didn't get it done. i'm so fucking lazy it's disgusting. so yeah, i'm moving this wednesday. luckyp totally hooked me up with some shit for the new place. we don't have anything and now we have some stuff.

oh yeah, and i'm in the process of becoming a kept man. this is gonna be fucking sweet. I can't wait. I'm totally going to live rent free in some ladies house and demand sexual favors and bacon sandwiches all day. except for when she's at work, then i'll just call her every five minutes and complain about how "the help" isn't cleaning the beer cans out of the bathtub fast enough.

fuck yeah, kept man. i was born for this.