cereal_killer

so the other night i had a pretty odd dream. here goes...

I don't know how it happened, but i dreamt that i bit off half of my own tongue. I don't remember it hurting or bleeding or anything, which was part of the weirdness. i didn't go to the hospital cuz when i looked at it in the mirror it was already healed fine and i didn't think it was that big of a deal for some reason. then kim, my girl, came in and stuck her tongue out at me. when i tried to return the gesture i was kinda at a loss. she was like "oh my god! what happened?" i told her and she wanted to know where the other half was. so i fished it out from under the coffeetable where it had fallen when i bit it off. (this having been at least a day after the fact) the tongue was fine. it looked a little like a sponge, but fine none the less. she freaked out! told me i needed to go get it sown back on, but i didn't want to really, cuz i knew stitches would hurt somehow more than the actual act of biting it off. then i remember thinking about all the things i would miss out on if i didn't get it sown back on and decided it was for the best.....

that's all i really remember, but i'm pretty sure i did get it sown back on after all.

does anyone else have weird ass dreams like this and if so what?!
also, if anyone wants to give it a whirl and give me some whacked out interpretation of said dream that would be great!