OK, so hooray for me! I am now your friendly neighborhood Schwann's man! The only downfall to all of this is i need to find a way to hide the majority of my piercings... and shave off my goatee. oh well, for 35K a year i think i can fucking deal. does anybody have any suggestions as to easy ways i can hide my piercings while at work and then switch back to being me while i'm not there? if you do i am accepting suggestions at this very moment.
the best part of my second interview with the "big boss" was that he was from my fucking home town of little town westfield, NY... hell i didn't even know anyone else knew where it was let alone lived there most of there life. when i found that out i was like... oh yes, this job is mine. the other fun part was when he asked me to sell him a mechanical pencil... which turned out to be broken... the good part was, i fucking sold it to him as if it were made of fucking gold!
breakfast bite: i am also accepting offers for pity sex... seeing as i haven't been properly laid in... oh, say 6 months now.
the best part of my second interview with the "big boss" was that he was from my fucking home town of little town westfield, NY... hell i didn't even know anyone else knew where it was let alone lived there most of there life. when i found that out i was like... oh yes, this job is mine. the other fun part was when he asked me to sell him a mechanical pencil... which turned out to be broken... the good part was, i fucking sold it to him as if it were made of fucking gold!
breakfast bite: i am also accepting offers for pity sex... seeing as i haven't been properly laid in... oh, say 6 months now.
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mistressmissy:
soo umm yeah when do i get to be fought off with a big stick? heheh
tatum:
Yay for getting that job! 
That sucks that you have to take your piercings out but at least you can always go back to being you when you're home 
I'd offer some intelligent suggestions on hiding them but I just haven't ever had to deal with that before working for my parents and only having my ears pierced 
That sucks that you have to take your piercings out but at least you can always go back to being you when you're home I'd offer some intelligent suggestions on hiding them but I just haven't ever had to deal with that before working for my parents and only having my ears pierced