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I stole this from Lew...

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE ON)
Squiggy Northwest

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (NAME OF YOUR FAVOURITE SNACK FOOD + GRANDFATHERS FIRST NAME)
Candy Jack (That sounds more like a pirate name )

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVOURITE RESTAURANT)
Parents Denny's

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot)
Sugar Canada (that still sounds like a porno name)

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
C-Whi

ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)
Tea Tea

DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Kitten Arsenal-Tech

SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
38th (I have no middle name)

ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Brite Octopus Corgan



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Make it safe. Keep pimpin' illegal."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Alcohol?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot4" value="I don't drink it. Just remember that booze kills more people than hard drugs next time you talk to a congressman."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Marijuana?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot5" value="I didn't like it. I don't see why its illegal - pot has helped my aunt so much!"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Other drugs?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot6" value="If people knew the truth about them, they probably woulnd't do it."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Gay marriage?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot7" value="I think that everyone should be allowed to marry whoever they want... I should be able to marry myself, for example."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Illegal immigrants?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot8" value="Hmmm... Problems in Mexico? How about we fix Mexico?"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Smoking?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot9" value="It smells bad."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Drunk driving?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot10" value="If you drive while drunk, you are just an asshole."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Cloning?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot11" value="Yes! I want a clone! Now! Honestly, that is the only way I will ever bear children - if they are my clones."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Racism?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot12" value="It's different when WE say it...."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Premarital sex?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot13" value="I have a whole philosophy on this - ask if you'd like. "></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Religion?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot14" value="I'm totally down with God ... But if you aren't I don't hate you."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">The war in Iraq?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot15" value="S-T-U-P-I-D! Spell that, Dubya!"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Bush?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot16" value="I shaved it for now, but I'm gonna do a trade for a brazillian. "></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Downloading music?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot17" value="I always end up going out and buying the music I download. I see it as sampling... Taste testing, if you will."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">The legal drinking age?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot18" value="If you can get your head blown off by a Korean at 18, you should be allowed to kick back with a brew at 18 too!"></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Porn?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot19" value="Hello? This IS Suicide Girls..."></td></tr><tr><td style="font-family:Verdana;background-color:#444E7D;padding:5px;font-size:12px;color:#fff;text-align:right;">Suicide?</td><td style="background-color:#5E6AA8;padding:5px;text-align:left;"><input type="text" size="20" name="spot20" value="Tried it. Failed. Haven't gotten the hint yet."></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><p style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:12px;color:#fff;background-color:#2d3353;text-align:center;padding:15px;padding-bottom:10px;margin:0px;"><input type="submit" name="submit" value="Get Survey Code" style="background-color:white;" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.bzoink.com/create.php" style="color:#fff;" title="Create a Survey">Create a Survey</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com/search.php" style="color:#fff;" title="Search Surveys">Search Surveys</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com" style="color:#fff;" title="bzoink!">Go to bzoink!</a><br /><a href="http://www.fakepop.com" style="color:#fff;" title="fakepop!">fakepop! - The Online Popularity Game</a></p></td></tr></table></div></center></form>