cedar

thoughts and complaints from a cranky cedar:

bad:
-there are not enough ciggarettes in the world...
-i think my stomach has opened up, and my dinner is spilling into my abdomen...
should i count pasta as it's own organ?
-i want a full night's sleep...
-the people who decided to cancel "my so-called life" should be shot
-too lonely for words...
-i am your lawn gnome queen. worship me, or feel my gnomey wrath! grrr...

good:
-i really like red peppers w/ champaigne dressing
-what? you want more good things? fuck you...