ccwhite1

Okay here's my story...my sister and I decide to go to the show bc my son is out of town (in LA w/ an aunt checking out the king tut exhibit [Oct.]) and I just pulled an overnight shift. We hardly ever see what we want when he's with us, bc he's young so we see whats appropriate. So since we get our chance we decide to see two movies. We see flightplan and North Country (1st day out). We do good in flightplan and then head to another theater rm to check out NC. My sister is sitting there pre-movie taking cat naps. I keep waking her she tells me she'll be fine during the movie. Movie starts and there we are sitting there watching it in a rm full of people. Movie is awesome, but I keep getting annoyed bc my sister is sitting there next to me nodding off. So I keep slapping @ her, keeping her awake. She's annoyed at me for doing it and I'm annoyed @ her for sleeping. 3/4 way thru the movie I'm like, "F' it!" The movie was way too good to worry about her-I figure her loss...so we are in a really highpoint of the movie the "climax" and I'm all teary eyed and have this big ol' lump in my throat, trying not to cry...Woody harrelson who's the attorney has this witness who had been harrassing Charlize (film character) and can actually verify/legitimize what she has been saying. If he gets him to admit something she gets her class action suit and gets her day in court, ie, =JUSTICE!!!! So he's badgering him on the stand, defense counsel is objecting, judge beating their gavel, {MAJOR DRAMA HAPPENING}, Harrelson tells the man...your either "red or yellow." Claims he had a coach who used to tell him, your either of the two, when your red, you put it all out there on the line, blood sweat, tears, etc, or your yellow and your a pussy, chicken, crybaby, etc. So harelsons yelling "SO WHAT ARE YOU...RED OR YELLOW????" (Repeatedly) We are all sitting there waiting for this guy to crack (at the edge of our seats)...I'm all teary eyed...heart racing a mile a minute, waiting to see this guy crack...and then out of no where...I hear "RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!" [to the tune of someone who's either drunk of their ass or either a stroke patient). I see out of the side of my eye, my sister sitting up, jerked herself awake. I was like oh god please don't let that be her! She looks at me and busts out laughing, I turn away, she reaches for me and I'm like get the hell awy from me! I LOST IT! Damn, I could not for the life of me calm down, I was literally squealing, and people were pissed! They started yelling get out, shut up, etc... and I couldn't contain my laughter so I had to leave. Worse part, my sister sat there and finished the damn movie! I was still outside about fifteen minutes later LMAO and coughing, set me into an asthma attack!!!! People were coming out staring me down and giving me dirty looks like I was the one who did it!!! So I make my way back in and my sister is sitting there slumped over, laughing her ass off too. I laughed so damn hard that I pee'd my pants! All I had was a bucket of popcorn to cover up with...so I was all hunched over trying to hide it and make my way to the back entrance, my sister said it looked like I had saddle pants bc my pants were wet in the center! Oh damn she had to go get the car to pick me up by the curb...then I barely make my way into the car and she asks..."did you want to go anywhere else?" Oh man...I was ruined for the day, so I was like take me the freak home man, my head is killing me and I pissed all over, shit, take me home! We get there and my (x)boyfriends truck is outside, he was supposed to be at work. So I go in and humilate myself, he gets grossed out and leaves! Damn the whole thing was a trip!!! Funny as hell tho!!