i must admit that at about noon today i started feeling positively human again. maybe there is something to this medicinal herb movement. we barbecued at the "lab" this evening. i even talked to one of the neighbors this evening. it's the strangest thing. one of our neighbors is a cop whilst also being one of the chief members of death guild. it seems strange...
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another glorious weekend is upon us and here i lie. i have ventured deep into the valley of the unwell, and am now lost in a morass of cold pills, cough drops and kleenex. the throbbing of my head reminds me of the opening beat of the new order song "Blue Monday." it's like a bad disco with a hangover. to make matters more unpalatable...
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razzell:
Drama is inevitable in this situation,but I think i've gotten it under control though.
So,are you feeling better today? I really hope you are.
So,are you feeling better today? I really hope you are.
dysphunkcional:
so r u feeling better now mister man?? :shocked:
-- if not get well... i send kisses
-- if not get well... i send kisses i finally took up the removal of hair for fashionable purposes. now i must confess that i am pleased by my hairless elbows and Mr. Johnsons happily departed afro. of course there are drawbacks. i have razor rash on my inner thigh and am getting in-grown hairs. i'm sure one of you lovely SG citizens knows a good salve for this. am i going to...
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grayce:
ok so i picked up the phone today when he called.. he acted like nothing was wrong....and then he told me that he drove right back up to columbus becasue his xgirl he lives with left her keys in his car. i verified sneakily with my x that his story was true.
he should know better by now...we'll see what he says..because he has to know i'm pissed. (i was quite short with him).
he should know better by now...we'll see what he says..because he has to know i'm pissed. (i was quite short with him).
frankly:
your comment on my pics was CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY.
okay i confess i'm sick. wouldn't be so bad but i'm still going into work because i have this perverse since of loyalty to my job. other than not feeling well there's not been a whole lot going on. my friend Gina moved to LA because there just isn't much work for a make-up artist here in the bay area. we went bar hopping to...
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curiosity:
Lucky. We were supposed to do karaoke last night, but it didn't pan out. My life is chaotic as hell. (Unless you think hell is sitting around bored on your ass for an eternity.) And I, too am sick. Usually chaos makes me physically ill.
Curi.
Curi.
ilsa:
I hope you get better!
That boy isn't shy. He's just stupid. We liked each other during the last course and we hanged out together during 2 months this summer. Then, for some strange reason he stopped talking to me. Probably he was afraid because he liked me a lot but he didn't want a girlfriend
Anyway he doesn't worth, but if he wants to be my friend I don't have a problem with that, but it would be better if he communicates with me in any other language apart from morse 
That boy isn't shy. He's just stupid. We liked each other during the last course and we hanged out together during 2 months this summer. Then, for some strange reason he stopped talking to me. Probably he was afraid because he liked me a lot but he didn't want a girlfriend
Anyway he doesn't worth, but if he wants to be my friend I don't have a problem with that, but it would be better if he communicates with me in any other language apart from morse
Enough is enough. i let this woman make me miserable once, never again! i'm the only boss of me! it's time to rally the troops and storm the bastille.
i stole this link from Cuddleslut's journal. you should take this test it's lengthy but amusing in it's results.
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)
Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.
You're spontaneous, and...
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i stole this link from Cuddleslut's journal. you should take this test it's lengthy but amusing in it's results.
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)
Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.
You're spontaneous, and...
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grayce:
lol i know...i'm just tricking myself into thinking that heheh
grayce:
yeah new update!! come on! what are you doing?
i am weak... i went out to dinner with Miss MacPushy. on the good news front i maintained control and as of now am still in control, wearing the pants as it were. though if i'm not careful she'll take them away from me. i don't know what i'm so worried about. she's only a girl, it's not like we haven't been intimate in the...
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clara:
I would characterize stalkers as people who are so unsatisfied with themselves they latch on to others in inappropriate and frightening ways in an attempt to fill in the holes in their lives. So I really hope you didn't mean it literally. Good luck.
aliceinmyhead:
You know what, weakness is human nature. Some people have the power to make me so weak its ridiculous..
update! the front page...
the most recent ex is still stalking me. we will call her Miss MacPushy or double M for short. i suppose i should make up my mind and just shoot her down entirely or go back to that casual dating thing. the dating thing might be cool but i'm not very good at being casual.
meanwhile in the sporting news...
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the most recent ex is still stalking me. we will call her Miss MacPushy or double M for short. i suppose i should make up my mind and just shoot her down entirely or go back to that casual dating thing. the dating thing might be cool but i'm not very good at being casual.
meanwhile in the sporting news...
i've...
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dysphunkcional:
awww sorry about the rash... lol i know wut u mean about being casual... lol. we can go beat up the goons that repo-ed ur magic carpet and steal it back hehehe they wont catch us cuz we'll be on the carpet lol... woooo hooooooo!
MuAh
poopstickles
MuAh
poopstickles today i'm so hungover i can barely move. periodically it's a perfectly reasonable thing to do. one has to remind ones self of ones own mortality. my preferred method for this is...
.........1. go to the city.
.........2. consume copious quantities of alcohol.
.........3. dance until i can't dance no more.
.........4. lead the club at a proximitly 1:45.
.........5. 1:55 purchase more alcohol.
.........6....
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.........1. go to the city.
.........2. consume copious quantities of alcohol.
.........3. dance until i can't dance no more.
.........4. lead the club at a proximitly 1:45.
.........5. 1:55 purchase more alcohol.
.........6....
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curiosity:
Thank you for the encouragement!
Curi.
Curi.
rin:
thank you so much for your nice comment about my hopefuls pictures
and yes, being hungover sucks balls. but it was fun in the making right?
and yes, being hungover sucks balls. but it was fun in the making right?
have you ever done the right thing and regretted it later? personally i'm that sort of person who always seems to do what society moralistically deems correct even when it's to my own detriment? often this makes me feel more than just a little naive and self-victimized. i don't truthfully regret it, but i sometimes wonder what-if... 
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ilsa:
Although you won't believe me, I'm not photogenic, so we'll need more that a few hundred shoots I think
Please no creepy or naughty emails, hehe. I prefer your funny comments
Please no creepy or naughty emails, hehe. I prefer your funny comments
thepromdate:
i think i'm the only person in the city who's never been to the cat club.
boo on not having something really interesting to add to my journal today. sometimes i wish my life were just a little bit more chaotic. at least then i would have more exciting journal entries.
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grayce:
we need a new update to comment on! what did you eat for breakfast?! 
blasphemy:
god you're boring- i don't wanna be friends anymore
Thanks for your sense of humor.It really makes me feel better about the whole thing.