Last night, I had this incredible fucking dream about checking my bank account online only to discover I had over NINE MILLION DOLLARS. Turns out my dad had found a FUCKLOAD of loose change in our house and had cheerfully deposited the requisite ciz-ash in our ("our" being my siblings and my) accounts.
Then I woke up and saw that it was really only $35 that he'd deposited.
I lose at life.
Then I woke up and saw that it was really only $35 that he'd deposited.
I lose at life.
i guess either way, you're gonna hae to rethink those grad school plans.