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fuck. the end of the semester has come out of nowhere again. only two and a half weeks left. the most surprising part is that i'm actually prepared for it this time.
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mistersatan:
What are you talking about? They don't have retard facilities in court.
mistersatan:
No, you put the egg pone on top of the lard pone!
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there are children outside playing. they are making very loud fart noises. its almost as funny/annoying as the time one of them got ahold of a toy trumpet.
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clara:
The hose has well water too, but it might work in your situation.
mistersatan:
Oh, you devilishly cute hobo, let us ride the rails and smoke crank out of the skulls of 16-year old runaways.
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so far this has been the most bearable hangover day ever.


charley:
I REALLY wish I had managed it, oh well next time maybe biggrin
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i don't really think almost total lack of motivation is really that bad of a thing, is it?
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linz:
you smell like my ass... which is a great smell... i was just complementing you.
lil_tuffy:
dude. I was horribly messy when I first started. stuff evrywhere!

now sometimes I can print and not get a drop of ink onme. but that's rare.

:tuffy:
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eeeg. just when i think i'm going to get to sleep in and not have to work tomorrow, something i'd rather work than have happen comes up.

but at least today was good. friends' birthdays give EVERYONE an exuse to get excessively drunk at very early hours in the middle of the week.


update: the relatives are not coming at noon. it will be an...
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after far too long, i finally have a new toaster. now i can toast things again.

going back to school this week is going to be pretty lame, but it will give me an exuse to drink excessively.
pyronautica:
TOAST?!?!?! KICK ASS!!!

Get those Pilsbury Toaster Streudels. Those are good.
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nothing very interesting has happened the past few days. spring break was cool.
clara:
I was thinking of taking her to court. I know it's less fun, but I think it might be more effective.
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i don't think i can count the number of times i've had to hold back vomit tonight on one hand.

it may or may not be related to this.

more than likely it is that combinedf with this

and the old folks home across the street is really fucking creepy this time of tnight.

i
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mistersatan:
What, you couldn't find any hobo urine to drink?
spacepod:
ding ding, you win a golden earthworm