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it doesn't feel like the semester is really over. perhaps my impending increase in regularity of intoxication will change that.

perhaps.
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getting up at 5 turns me into a zombie.

zombies are cool.

i am cool.
daniyell:
BAHAHAHA!

and zombies are cool.

so are robots

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mistersatan:
Then he's obviously possessed by Issei Sagawa, world-famous Japanese cannibal and celebrity.
joscelyne:
puddy tat!!!!!!
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Ah, the joys of watching a small child get furious at a video game for the first time in his life. It so warms my heart.
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freckle:
and it never get's old
mistersatan:
REQUIEM
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What evil lurks in the hearts of lavendar growers?
mistersatan:
I think you mean, "What evil lurks in the FARTS of lavender growers?"

Fag.
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yesterday, i went to the beach for the first time in years, even though its only about 20 minutes away. i think i might be spending a lot more time there this summer...

lately work has been a huge blur of wasteful, awful concoction making.

yesterday: ice-blended croissaint.
today: orange juice + orange syrup + espresso.

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so i caved and got an ipod.
it may just be the most useful complete waste of money ever.

and i just realized there is one more week to the semester than i thought. i can't decide whether that is good or bad.

my cable now has a bunch of new channels. after never ever fucking having it, we finally get comedy central...
...but when...
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linz:
now they play mad tv for hours every day. not a sufficient substitute if you ask me.

i smell like roses.
goatsgotohell:
No, but I can do disciplinary write ups, which is the path that leads to being fired.

Most people at our store quit before they get fired anyways.
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You know that horrible feeling that happens when you sleep too much? I had that upon waking this morning, even though I did not sleep an excessive amount. It appears to be making me tired for the entire day. I think it is time for another coffee run.
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joscelyne:
I despise that feeling! blackeyed

While you're out, get me some coffee, too?
linz:
coffee is good. you..are bad! bad bad bad!