catboner

i hate when technology doesnt work the way i want it to

i just played a pokemon themed version of tetris attacks for like an hour. i would have kept going, but my gameboy's battery died. now when i read text, i see it as rising columns and im filled with the panic of having to get rid of it all.

even though i was thinking quite the opposite for most of the day, i just realized this moment that for the first time in a while i'm actually happy.

i was walking back from the store with some friends. a few blocks from the guy's house we start hearing weird barnyard animal noises. as we get closer, they seem more like jungle animal noises. the noises get louder the closer we get. we go up the street a few houses and see in the yard a group of people crowded around a huge pig....
Read More

its kind of weird. ive only spoken to once, and have not physically seen my best friend in like a month. and the last time i saw him, he was passed out on a bathroom floor after being so drunk he could not walk.

why can't everyone's schedule just fucking line up? come on, everyone pull together for the sake of one person - me.

last night was really odd in its own sort of way. not just because i was under the influence, and it was nothing epic, but just sort of full of a lot of small things. exhausting but totally amazing at the same time.

fuck stress.
fuck money. im soooo glad right now that i dont really value it.

ive been reading things and hearing things about higher education that make me come to the conclusion that if i wanted someone to jerk off in my face, i could just get a male prostitute and not spend thousands of dollars on college.

work was very slow today. its good in a way, since i was never once bombarded by a store full of assholes, but at the same time, its kinda dull just standing around with absolutely nothing to do.

jesus christ. my neck was a jungle. i'd never really examined it closesly, then i did. busted out the electric clippers. im sorry anyone who's seen it. i didnt mean to let it go that far. i think i crossed a line.

all is well in beard town now.