i need a break.
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in my future: bowling. possibly with bumpers. possibly with alcohol.
i am superior.
i am superior.
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clara:
I own my own shoes.
*looks down nose*
*looks down nose*
nic:
Haw.
i had a shower yesterday, and about an hour after I'd scoured myself clean and doused myself in perfume, I smelt EXACTLY the same as before I went in.
I think I'm gonna become a hobo.
i had a shower yesterday, and about an hour after I'd scoured myself clean and doused myself in perfume, I smelt EXACTLY the same as before I went in.
I think I'm gonna become a hobo.
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morgan:
yeah, but "weapon of choice" is still much cooler with christoper walken.
mistersatan:
Dude, what is it with you and pee twins? Besides, everyone knows poop twins is where it's at.
last night was absolutely wonderful. i can never look at anything the same way again.
nina:
DMT?
people just get weirder and i seem to get more depressed.
pyronautica:
Not weirder than me!!! WOOODHSOOSOJDOKODFOO!
YAY! i get to work at 6 in the morning tomorrow. and i still don't have my wallet back!!!!
this is the best week ever!!!!
this is the best week ever!!!!
mistersatan:
No it isn't, and you're obviously a retard with a shark fetish.
you may one day suspect that you are indeed a good person.
then you will be reminded that you do not own a foam rubber police car.
then you will be reminded that you do not own a foam rubber police car.
mistersatan:
Congratulations. I am now officially jealous of you.
paychecks and cold weather. fucking good.
i recently discovered that headphones can also be used as microphones. i suspect much time wasting in the next week.
mistersatan:
Yes, but can they also be used as a toilet?
and sometimes completely uneventful days are the best ones ever.
mistersatan:
Especially when you spend them shooting coke into your dick.
-tatoo it on your face.
Dave