journal update because i am bored.
however, i have nothing to discuss.
good day.
however, i have nothing to discuss.
good day.
joscelyne:
good day, indeed.
i know i'm way late on the bandwagon, but i've been on a harry potter binge for the last three days. please, lord, make it stop.
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mistersatan:
Dude, reading is for buttholes.
mistersatan:
Where else am I going to find the world's largest supply of toilet paper?
*gets another copy of Hamlet*
*gets another copy of Hamlet*
working on days off is definitely not "the shit"
mistersatan:
No, that's more like "the diarrhea".
joscelyne:
Haha, what he said.
i guess my stomach decided tonight is not a good night. it hasn't started throwing things yet, though.
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linz:
my stomach has decided it wants to deteriorate my esophagus. pepto.
clara:
Your sister's name is William or Gary or Michael? Poor dear.
i have satisfied my inner nio
mistersatan:
Maybe you're a geniusSHUT THE HELL UP, GRANDPAW
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i think the reason why i'm unhappy sometimes, at least recently, is not that i have too much going on, but that i'm always sort of looking ahead in anticipation or whatever.
someone needs to go cancel all my plans for me.
someone needs to go cancel all my plans for me.
once again, i need a cocktail.
mistersatan:
Word to that.
what kind of person orders a fucking almond soda?
joscelyne:
I like raspberry almond italian sodas...does that count? 