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after far too long, i finally have a new toaster. now i can toast things again.

going back to school this week is going to be pretty lame, but it will give me an exuse to drink excessively.
pyronautica:
TOAST?!?!?! KICK ASS!!!

Get those Pilsbury Toaster Streudels. Those are good.
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nothing very interesting has happened the past few days. spring break was cool.
clara:
I was thinking of taking her to court. I know it's less fun, but I think it might be more effective.
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i don't think i can count the number of times i've had to hold back vomit tonight on one hand.

it may or may not be related to this.

more than likely it is that combinedf with this

and the old folks home across the street is really fucking creepy this time of tnight.

i
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mistersatan:
What, you couldn't find any hobo urine to drink?
spacepod:
ding ding, you win a golden earthworm
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journal update because i am bored.

however, i have nothing to discuss.

good day.
joscelyne:
good day, indeed.
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i know i'm way late on the bandwagon, but i've been on a harry potter binge for the last three days. please, lord, make it stop.
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mistersatan:
Dude, reading is for buttholes.
mistersatan:
Where else am I going to find the world's largest supply of toilet paper?

*gets another copy of Hamlet*
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robot
joscelyne:
blackeyed
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i guess my stomach decided tonight is not a good night. it hasn't started throwing things yet, though.
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linz:
my stomach has decided it wants to deteriorate my esophagus. pepto.
clara:
Your sister's name is William or Gary or Michael? Poor dear.
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i think the reason why i'm unhappy sometimes, at least recently, is not that i have too much going on, but that i'm always sort of looking ahead in anticipation or whatever.

someone needs to go cancel all my plans for me.