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Ah, the joys of watching a small child get furious at a video game for the first time in his life. It so warms my heart.
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freckle:
and it never get's old
mistersatan:
REQUIEM
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What evil lurks in the hearts of lavendar growers?
mistersatan:
I think you mean, "What evil lurks in the FARTS of lavender growers?"

Fag.
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yesterday, i went to the beach for the first time in years, even though its only about 20 minutes away. i think i might be spending a lot more time there this summer...

lately work has been a huge blur of wasteful, awful concoction making.

yesterday: ice-blended croissaint.
today: orange juice + orange syrup + espresso.

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so i caved and got an ipod.
it may just be the most useful complete waste of money ever.

and i just realized there is one more week to the semester than i thought. i can't decide whether that is good or bad.

my cable now has a bunch of new channels. after never ever fucking having it, we finally get comedy central...
...but when...
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linz:
now they play mad tv for hours every day. not a sufficient substitute if you ask me.

i smell like roses.
goatsgotohell:
No, but I can do disciplinary write ups, which is the path that leads to being fired.

Most people at our store quit before they get fired anyways.
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You know that horrible feeling that happens when you sleep too much? I had that upon waking this morning, even though I did not sleep an excessive amount. It appears to be making me tired for the entire day. I think it is time for another coffee run.
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joscelyne:
I despise that feeling! blackeyed

While you're out, get me some coffee, too?
linz:
coffee is good. you..are bad! bad bad bad!
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fuck. the end of the semester has come out of nowhere again. only two and a half weeks left. the most surprising part is that i'm actually prepared for it this time.
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mistersatan:
What are you talking about? They don't have retard facilities in court.
mistersatan:
No, you put the egg pone on top of the lard pone!
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there are children outside playing. they are making very loud fart noises. its almost as funny/annoying as the time one of them got ahold of a toy trumpet.
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clara:
The hose has well water too, but it might work in your situation.
mistersatan:
Oh, you devilishly cute hobo, let us ride the rails and smoke crank out of the skulls of 16-year old runaways.
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so far this has been the most bearable hangover day ever.


charley:
I REALLY wish I had managed it, oh well next time maybe biggrin
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i don't really think almost total lack of motivation is really that bad of a thing, is it?
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linz:
you smell like my ass... which is a great smell... i was just complementing you.
lil_tuffy:
dude. I was horribly messy when I first started. stuff evrywhere!

now sometimes I can print and not get a drop of ink onme. but that's rare.

:tuffy:
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eeeg. just when i think i'm going to get to sleep in and not have to work tomorrow, something i'd rather work than have happen comes up.

but at least today was good. friends' birthdays give EVERYONE an exuse to get excessively drunk at very early hours in the middle of the week.


update: the relatives are not coming at noon. it will be an...
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