i lost my sketchbook.
god damn it.
god damn it.
i have no fucking idea...
mistersatan:
I heard that. At this point I can't even point at my own pants.
clara:
Ditto.
wow. 2 nights in a row of decent sleep. this is some kind of record for me.
today, just like yesterday, and most days that i do not have work, i aspire to do nothing constructive.
today, just like yesterday, and most days that i do not have work, i aspire to do nothing constructive.
it wasn't my birthday, i just wanted the balloon. stop torturing me!
mistersatan:
You birthday whore. What about MY ass needs, huh?
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kaitee:
happy happy birthday!
linz:
you're almost my age now!
i fired a gun.
i HATE guns.
and i wasn't even drunk yet.
i HATE guns.
and i wasn't even drunk yet.
mistersatan:
The fuck did you do that for?
i do not know how to articulate exactly how i feel right now.
update:
i can, but i won't.
update:
i can, but i won't.
linz:
you can update or you can articulate?
i dislike the DMV
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clara:
The DMV out here is awesome. Last time I went they called my number before I'd even started filling out the paperwork.
mistersatan:
IT WAS EVEN MORE AWESOME TODAY! 
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clara:
That's pirate talk, goofy.
clara:
What a cop out.
this morning, i woke feeling rested. it has been a while since that has happened.
i have also started actually eating breakfast. i no longer feel crappy in the middle of the afternoon.
i have also started actually eating breakfast. i no longer feel crappy in the middle of the afternoon.
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mistersatan:
I think you're probably the only person on the earth who I could feel good about pooping in their mouth.
clara:
I've had cats who like the car. These two do not.
why did it take me so long to realize that i should download ren & stimpy episodes?
mistersatan:
Probably because you're a stupid crack baby.
linz:
you eeeediot!!
so many dead jellyfish, so little time.
Okay, so that picture.... we've got a cat dressed as a hot dog vomiting fire amid a flurry of dollar bills. But what is that thing in the background?