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eergg. do you ever wish you could relive certain moments to avoid fucking things up?
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fnord:
No! I am inhuman and lack regret!
solisis:
my rhymes? did you hear my gay rap song my brother put on kazaa under a supposed pre-label DMX track or are you referring to the death metal song in my journal?
and i avoid trying to live those regrettable moments in the first place by never leaving my apartment
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yesteerday, i was drinking a coke. it tasted a little funny, like something was missing. i realized that it was the first time in months that my coke hadnt had rum in it.

but i swear i dont drink often.
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thirtyseven:
did you just apply to the girls group, boner?
i can't seem to tell you apart from catdad.

SERVES YOU RIGHT. skull
midori:
Hahaha. You boy. I'm heckling you from the secret girl's club. You even have "boner" in your name! No, sorry. No boners allowed. wink
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i came to a realization quite a while ago, but it seems to be beating me in the face a lot lately. it really isn't possible for me to assume that a stranger i encounter in life is a reasonable person.
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fractal:
most people aren't reasonable people. that is why I carry pointy sticks wherever I go.
rawr_ima_monster:
You cna never assume that anyone is reasonable until you actually decide that. even then you cna't be sure.
-I'm offically hiring you as my neo-geo emulation counselor. I'm still totally useless in this respect, nothing seems to be working. I'll pay you 0.00 an hour and no less!
Dave
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"this CD is not playable on computers"
fine print on a cd that appears to be playing quite well on mine.
clara:
Indeed.
soeffinhappy:
Just a scaretactic by the man to keep cds away from PC's? Hmmmmm.....
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i love my Stephen Hawking action figure.
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clara:
What do you, you know, DO with it? eeek
spacepod:
i haven't ever communicated with you on this site, but i have invaded your town this weekend and i see you are a coffee jockey. i will be needing coffee in the morning, where is a good spot? i've been to the ones on the main drag, whatever they are called i have no idea anymore, its been awhile. this is a small town, you might actually know people i know. word.
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out of nowhere, i have a cell phone. i sort of promised myself i'd hold out as long as possible to get one, but the price was right. i'll probably just end up forgetting it at home most of the time though.
joscelyne:
but...you wanna give me the number right? So I can send you a bajillion voicemails just saying things like "OMGKTHX" and whatnot. And I can do the same thing with text messages, but not that often because they cost like $.10 per msg frown So you wouldn't get them all too often.
freckle:
everyoen should have a cell phone... really, it's a requirement.

if i didn't have one, i'd never talk to anyone. i'm never home.
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tonight has further solidified my current growing love of metal.
pyronautica:
metal kicks bootie!
freckle:
metalic metal is good, musical metal is not.
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plan for the rest of the night

1. get bro'd
2. play resident evil


GO!
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clara:
bro'd?
freckle:
yeah... i was wondering about the bro'd too...
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when people reveal totally unexpected, yet completely expected at the same time, dimensions to themselves, or have those dimensions revealed by others, it is veryy funny. and its always even funnier the next day.
mistersatan:
What the hell are you talking about? Do you need more cocaine and pancake syrup?
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i hate when technology doesnt work the way i want it to
mistersatan:
Then you obviously need to feed it more cocaine. What the hell is the matter with you, Eric?
veganjihad:
no way man... i would never leave an animal at an unwanted home... and technology is a bitch indeed
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i just played a pokemon themed version of tetris attacks for like an hour. i would have kept going, but my gameboy's battery died. now when i read text, i see it as rising columns and im filled with the panic of having to get rid of it all.