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what kind of person orders a fucking almond soda?
joscelyne:
I like raspberry almond italian sodas...does that count? blackeyed
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mistersatan:
I'm sorry, man. That sucks.

Oh, and sorry about the other night- I was kinda drunk. Didn't know you'd be asleep.
aaronsrod:
Bye Albert, didn't know you but miss you anyway

Nuckinya miao!!
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i finally got smart and bought some more toilet paper. now i can stop wiping myself with giant robot subscription cards.
mistersatan:
Watch out for the corners.
linz:
hah! hope there isn't any chaffing.

i once got this huge bruise that covered my leg and i told people i was gummed by a shark while swimming in the south pacific.
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linz:
there is some meaning here i'm missing isn't there?
linz:
i am totally missingmy limbs! how could you tell they were fakies?
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this week has been really long but really worth it. crazy school action. crazy rich people getting fucked up in a hotel action. crazy LA music adventure action. and crazy too little sleep action.

remember: anger is your friend

mad = love
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clara:
Either my vision has gone bad or you're offering me a muffin. Thanks, I love muffins!
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mistersatan:
You're such a bastard sometimes.
linz:
dude.. you are the man?

wink
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tired but not.

PORNO SPILL ON AISLE SEVEN





. why did i forget bananas were so fucking good?
pyronautica:
Because they are healthy.
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i've been sucking the dick of resident evil for gamecube again.

bloody, festering zombie dick.
pyronautica:
That's it, you really need to come to Seattle. It is now my goal in live to meet the man who has the balls to suck bloody, festering zombie dick.